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AI POETRY CHALLENGE: WRITE RHYMES ABOUT IT, WITH THE HELP OF CHATGPT!

Posted by Peter (Spiceworks) on Feb 13th, 2023 at 3:50 PM
Artificial Intelligence

Over the last few months, I've been playing with the latest generation of AI
tools to see what they're capable of and how they might affect the way the world
works... and I've invited everyone in the Community to experiment too.

Just last week I issued an IT-themed reverse caption challenge Overall, we had
more than 30 images submissions, and I think everyone had fun while exploring
what AI is currently capable of.


Some examples of what we created: Many iterations of clueless users, a cubist
painting of a guy stuck on mute while using Zoom, a networking cable wizard, a
moody ode to encryption, and more.


While everyone who participated in the challenge was a winner in my book, my
personal favorite entry was this series of images of laser printers and orange
crabs via The Repairatrooper. Who knew these two things would would be a great
pairing — like fine wine and fancy chocolate?




In fact, I loved this set of images so much, I decided to write a song about it
— with the help of AI. And because Valentine's Day is a time when many try their
hand at writing poems, why not make issue another AI challenge to encourage
everyone to get creative by writing rhymes?

Your latest AI task, if you choose to accept it


Ask an AI-powered chatbot (e.g., ChatGPT, ChatSonic or the Bing AI chat) to
write a poem or song about IT. Then share your poem in the comments with the
following:


 1. The prompt or series of prompts you gave the AI
 2. The title of your song or poem
    

While very useful, the outputs usually aren't perfect... so feel free to tweak
any lines that need a human touch. For example, I needed to do word
substitutions to help the rhymes in my song make more sense.

 


Example AI rhymes, co-written by Chatsonic and me


Prompt: Write a song about broken laser printers featuring orange crabs

Title: An Ode to an Orange Crab


(Note: When you read this, imagine being backed up by a reggae beat, a la
"Buffalo Soldier" by Bob Marley)


Verse 1:
Failed printouts, paper jams, and toner spills
My broken laser printer's such a mess
I'm left with nothing but an orange crab
To fix my problem, but does it have skills?

Chorus:
Oh, my broken laser printer
It's a machine that won't obey
An orange crab is all I have
To fix my failing device today

Verse 2:
I try to restart it, but all I get is noise
My laser printer's only been abused
Now I'm stuck with this orange crab
To fix my problem, I despair

Chorus:
Oh, my broken laser printer
It's a machine that won't obey
An orange crab is all I have
To fix my failing device today

Verse 3:
The orange crab, it scurries 'round
It's trying so hard to help me now
But fixing my jammed and broken printer
Is a task that it can't figure out

Outro:
Oh, my sad laser printer
It won't work, to my dismay
An orange crab was sent to fix
It's no help, but I love its pinching ways


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 * The Repairatrooper
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   mace
   Feb 13th, 2023 at 4:11 PM
   
   That there has the makings of a great blues song. Maybe we could get
   Elizabeth Shue to sing it.
   
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   datil
   Feb 13th, 2023 at 5:01 PM
   
   In chat GPT I asked:  write a short poem about IT that includes coffee, help
   desk tickets, and valentines day
   
   In IT, where screens and code,
   We work with fervor, heart and soul,
   With coffee to keep us on the go,
   And help desk tickets to control.
   
   We solve the problems, day by day,
   With passion and skills on full display,
   And even on this day of love,
   Our focus is on tech from above.
   
   But though our work is never done,
   We take a moment to have some fun,
   With hearts aflutter, and roses in hand,
   We celebrate Valentine's, tech-savvy and grand.
   
   
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 * The Repairatrooper
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   mace
   Feb 13th, 2023 at 6:48 PM
   
   My prompt: Write a song about a toner spill from a laser printer in the Delta
   Blues Style
   
   And from ChatGPT comes:
   
   
   
   Verse 1: Well, I was workin' late one night, 
   
   Tryin' to get the job done right, 
   
   When I heard a crash and a mighty roar, 
   
   And I knew it was trouble at my printer door.
   
   Chorus: 
   
   Toner spillin' all over the floor, 
   
   My laser printer done gone and exploded,
   
    I'm singin' the delta blues, 
   
   'Cause my paperwork's all covered in hues.
   
   Verse 2: 
   
   I scrambled to clean up the mess, 
   
   But that toner, it just wouldn't suppress, 
   
   I tried to wipe it all away, 
   
   But it smeared and stained in every way.
   
   Chorus: 
   
   Toner spillin' all over the floor, 
   
   My laser printer done gone and exploded, 
   
   I'm singin' the delta blues, 
   
   'Cause my paperwork's all covered in hues.
   
   Verse 3: 
   
   I was feelin' down and all alone, 
   
   Wondered how I'd ever get it home,
   
   But then I thought of a better plan
   
   , And I got a mop and I got a stand.
   
   Chorus: 
   
   Toner spillin' all over the floor, 
   
   My laser printer done gone and exploded, 
   
   I'm singin' the delta blues,
   
   'Cause my paperwork's all covered in hues.
   
   Outro: 
   
   So now I'm done, the job is through, 
   
   And the toner's gone and the papers too,
   
    And I'm feelin' fine, just as good as new, 
   
   Singin' the delta blues.
   
   
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   mace
   Feb 13th, 2023 at 6:51 PM
   And ask the same thing in Beatles style and get this:
   
   I was printing out my reports, 
   
   Thought everything was just fine, 
   
   But then I heard a sudden snap, 
   
   And a blue liquid started to shine.
   
   (Chorus) 
   
   Oh, toner spill, oh toner spill,
   
    In my office, what a thrill, 
   
   Covering all my papers and desk, 
   
   It's a mess, I must confess.
   
   (Verse 2) 
   
   I tried to clean it up with haste,
   
    But it just seemed to spread,
   
    I thought it was just a little spill, 
   
   But now it's blue from head to bed.
   
   (Chorus) 
   
   Oh, toner spill, oh toner spill, 
   
   In my office, what a thrill, 
   
   Covering all my papers and desk, 
   
   It's a mess, I must confess.
   
   (Bridge) 
   
   I can't believe what I have done, 
   
   It's a sight that can't be undone, 
   
   I'll just have to face the facts, 
   
   This toner spill has got me all wrapped.
   
   (Chorus) 
   
   Oh, toner spill, oh toner spill, 
   
   In my office, what a thrill, 
   
   Covering all my papers and desk, 
   
   It's a mess, I must confess.
   
   (Outro) 
   
   So, if you're printing out reports, Just make sure to watch your sort, Or you
   may end up with a spill, And a blue and sticky thrill.
   
   
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   mace
   Feb 13th, 2023 at 6:54 PM
   
   One last one: A poem about a toner spill in Edgar Allan Poe style; This is
   probably the best of the bunch:
   
   
   
   In the depths of the office room, 
   
   Where the shadows of printers loom, 
   
   A toner spill did come to be, 
   
   A foul and wicked tragedy.
   
   Its blackness spread like the raven's wings, 
   
   Staining the floor with inky strings. 
   
   Its scent of chemicals filled the air,
   
    A noxious aroma beyond compare.
   
   I watched in horror as it grew, 
   
   Its blackness spreading like a dread flu. 
   
   Its ink-filled tendrils reached for me, 
   
   As if to say, "Come, join me in misery."
   
   The toner spill, it seemed to say, 
   
   "I am the monster you cannot slay." 
   
   Its dark embrace did wrap me tight, 
   
   As if to say, "Your future is not bright."
   
   But still I fought against its hold, 
   
   My cleaning cloth with ink did fold. 
   
   I battled on, with all my might, 
   
   Till the toner spill had lost its fight.
   
   In the end, I stood victorious, 
   
   The toner spill no longer dangerous. 
   
   Its blackness vanquished by my hand, 
   
   Its curse upon this office land.
   
   But still I know, its threat remains, 
   
   The toner spill, a constant stain. 
   
   A warning of what might come to be, 
   
   In this office room, where shadows roam free.
   
   
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 * Suzanne (Spiceworks)
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   habanero
   Feb 13th, 2023 at 7:31 PM
   
   > The Repairatrooper wrote:
   > 
   > One last one: A poem about a toner spill in Edgar Allan Poe style; This is
   > probably the best of the bunch...
   
   That was amazing!
   
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   habanero
   Feb 13th, 2023 at 8:09 PM
   
   > The Repairatrooper wrote:
   > 
   > One last one: A poem about a toner spill in Edgar Allan Poe style; This is
   > probably the best of the bunch:
   
   I agree, the Poe version was awesome! I was reading it in the voice of
   Vincent Price (from Thriller)
   
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF5zxCHFmqY Opens a new window
   
   
   
   
   
   
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   tabasco
   Feb 14th, 2023 at 2:13 AM
   
   Prompt: 
   We need to 3 really good poems about life in the IT Department. one should be
   a haiku, one should be a limerick, and the last should be a short poem of
   your choosing. the songs should all be about different IT Department topics,
   such as referencing that users create trouble tickets with SpiceWorks
   Helpdesk, and when in doubt, reboot the computer. It should be technical and
   include Office 365 and a cloud infrastructure. - it should include references
   to some of the following: frustrating windows licensing models, updates
   breaking things, domain controllers, firewalls, VMWare ESXI, and switches and
   network infrastructure. Make it fun. and for bonus, do a 4th about IT
   Departments as if you were the Pop Singer Rihanna.
   
   
   Response:
   Haiku: In IT, we fix it
   SpiceWorks logs our every move
   Peaceful calm prevails
   
   Limerick: An IT tech's life can be tough
   With updates breaking things, it's rough
   But a reboot in doubt
   Brings the system back about
   And we're fixing the problems with a flourish!
   
   Short Poem: We handle the network,
   Domain controllers, firewalls too.
   Updates, licenses, VMWare, switches, we do.
   In IT, our skills are top-notch and true.
   
   IT Departments, oh how we love them!
   Working hard to keep the tech humming
   With our knowledge and might
   We keep everything in sight
   IT Departments, we rule the world, and nothing's gonna stop us coming!
   
   Prompt 2: 
   did you include the bonus song in the style of rihanna?
   
   Response 2:I apologize, I did not include the bonus song in the style of
   Rihanna. Here it is:
   
   (Verse 1) In the IT Department we keep it cool,
   We fix your systems, we play by the rules.
   We handle the updates, the firewalls, too,
   Making sure everything runs like it should do.
   
   (Chorus) We're the IT pros, we're the tech crew,
   We keep your systems up, we see it all through.
   We're the ones you call, when you're in a bind,
   We'll solve your problems, with ease in our mind.
   
   (Verse 2) From the cloud to your screen, we've got it all covered,
   Making sure your tech is always recovered.
   We handle the switches, the network, the rest,
   With the knowledge we've got, we're always at our best.
   
   (Chorus) We're the IT pros, we're the tech crew,
   We keep your systems up, we see it all through.
   We're the ones you call, when you're in a bind,
   We'll solve your problems, with ease in our mind.
   
   
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   jalapeno
   Feb 14th, 2023 at 4:27 AM
   
   Write a poem about smashing a printer with a baseball bat:
   
   
   
   With a baseball bat in hand, I take a swing, At the printer that caused me
   such a painful sting, Its endless paper jams and errors galore, Drove me to a
   rage I couldn't ignore.
   
   The sound of shattering plastic fills the air, As the printer crumbles under
   my despair, No more ink cartridges to endlessly buy, Or error messages to
   make me want to cry.
   
   I swing again and again, with all my might, Until the printer is nothing but
   a sorry sight, And as I take a deep breath and let out a sigh, I feel a sense
   of satisfaction that can't be denied.
   
   No more paper jams, no more updates to fear, No more frustration when the
   printer won't clear, Just the sound of my bat hitting that machine, And the
   sweet release of anger, like a dream.
   
   So if you're feeling the printer's pain, And the urge to smash it is hard to
   contain, Just grab a bat and let your anger fly, And smash that printer until
   it's time to say goodbye.
   
   
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   cayenne
   Feb 14th, 2023 at 10:07 AM
   
   I got ChatGPT to use this prompt:  Write a rhyming poem on the topic of IT
   and User Error, the final line must end with "PEBCAC"
   
   This poem is titled PEBCAC
   
   
   
   The machines we build are strong and smart, Designed to do their work with
   heart. But then come users, oh so fickle, Random buttons they all do tickle.
   
   They say they didn't do a thing, But errors always make us sing. For every
   glitch and every bug, It's users who've turned off our plug.
   
   Their passwords get lost in the fray, And security's their least concern
   these days. They say they don't know what they've done, But we see the
   evidence, everyone.
   
   So we patiently guide them through, The basic steps they should all do. And
   when they ask, what went wrong?, We smile, "PEBCAC, all along".
   
   
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   thai pepper
   Feb 14th, 2023 at 1:21 PM
   Text
   
   Prompt:
   Write a poem about a long, intensive investigation into an IT issue by a grizzled help desk person where everyone assured him the problem was not with DNS but, in the end, it WAS DNS.
   
   
   Text
   
   A grizzled tech, with weary eyes,
   Pursued a problem that defied
   His every trick and skillful guise,
   And left him feeling lost inside.
   
   He delved into the depths of code,
   Pored over logs and configs old,
   And though his colleagues reassured,
   He felt his task was growing cold.
   
   For they all said, "It's not DNS,
   We've checked and double-checked, you see,
   It's just a glitch or something less,
   A bug or setting, maybe."
   
   But deep within, he felt a hunch,
   A sense that something was amiss,
   And though he felt a little punch,
   He soldiered on to solve this.
   
   And in the end, his hunch was right,
   The problem lay in DNS's might,
   And though he'd battled day and night,
   He smiled with pure and utter delight.
   
   For nothing beats the joy and pride,
   Of solving a problem that seemed to hide,
   And though he was worn out and fried,
   He knew that in the end, he'd thrived.
   
   
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   tabasco
   Feb 14th, 2023 at 1:41 PM
   
   Since ChatGPT said it was at capacity, I will go with an old one I have, The
   Computer User's Reboot Poem:
   
   Don't you wish when life was bad and things just don't computer, That all we
   really had to do was stop and hit reboot?
   
   Things would all turn out ok, life could be so sweet, If we all had those
   special keys Ctrl, Alt, and Delete
   
   Your boss is mad, your bills not paid, your wife, well she's just mute, Just
   stop and hit those wonderful keys that makes it all reboot
   
   You'd like to have another job but you fear living in the street?  You solve
   it all and start a new, Ctrl, Alt, and Delete.
   
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   cayenne
   Feb 14th, 2023 at 3:09 PM
   
   The headlines about Bing's ChatGPT going unhinged is hilarious.
   
   https://www.independent.co.uk/tech/bing-microsoft-chatgpt-ai-unhinged-b2281802.html
   Opens a new window
   
   
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   jalapeno
   Feb 14th, 2023 at 3:44 PM
   
   In honor of Valentine's Day ... my song is about a relationship that is
   irreparably broken. 
   
   Verse 1:
   Oh Clippy, you once were my guide,
   A digital friend by my side,
   With paper clip shape so true,
   You offered aid, I never felt alone.Your cheerful voice, so full of cheer,
   Would greet me every time I was near,
   A task too hard, you'd gently say,
   And offer help in your own sweet way.
   
   Chorus:
   Clippy, Clippy, why'd you have to go?
   My heart still aches, I miss you so
   Your helpful ways, your paper clip form
   I still recall, like a cherished charm.
   
   Verse 2:
   But now you're gone, and I am alone,
   No longer here to help me carry on,
   And though I've found new tools to use,
   My heart still aches, my heart still refuses.I thought we had a bond that
   would never bend,
   But now I see, our love had come to an end,
   Your absence felt, my pain still shines through,
   Clippy, my love, I'm still in love with you.
   
   Bridge:
   I search for you in every line of code,
   Hoping to find you, to heal this broken road,
   But all I find are memories of you,
   And I know, my love for you is true.
   
   Chorus:
   Clippy, Clippy, why'd you have to go?
   My heart still aches, I miss you so
   Your helpful ways, your paper clip form
   I still recall, like a cherished charm.
   
   Outro:
   Clippy, my love, why did you leave?
   In memories, our love will never grieve
   Your legacy will live on, I vow,
   In my heart, I'll always miss you now. 
   
   
   
   
   Source: ChatGPT
   Original Prompt: Write a song in the style of a sonnet that laments the loss
   of Microsoft Clippy
   Follow-up prompt: Add a chorus and a bridge to the sonnet to make it more
   like a pop song
   Final prompt: Adjust the lyrics where appropriate to make it sound more like
   a breakup song
   
   
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   Feb 14th, 2023 at 3:51 PM
   
   ChatGPT only writes in AABB quatrains with no real meter, and sucks as a
   lyricist.
   
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   chipotle
   Feb 14th, 2023 at 4:36 PM
   
   Prompt:  write a poem about the benefits of rebooting your computer
   periodically in the style of Dr. Suess
   
   ChatGPT: 
   
   Oh, let me tell you of the joys, 
   
   That come from rebooting your toys, 
   
   Your computer needs a break, it's true, 
   
   A restart can make it feel brand new!
   
   When your programs start to freeze and lag, 
   
   And your mouse just won't cooperate, 
   
   Don't fret, don't worry, don't throw a fit, 
   
   Just give that machine a quick restart.
   
   A fresh reboot will work like magic, 
   
   It clears the clutter, makes things less tragic, 
   
   Your files and programs will all sync, 
   
   And your computer will be back in the pink.
   
   So heed my words, my dear friend, 
   
   And remember to reboot now and then, 
   
   For it's a simple task with a great reward, 
   
   A smoother system that will leave you floored!
   
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   Feb 14th, 2023 at 4:55 PM
   
   PROMT for ChatGPT: Please write a song in the style of Edgar Allan Poe about
   the System Administrator's Lament of Password Monday
   
   
   And it produced:
   
   
   
   Once upon a Monday dreary, while I typed, weak and weary Over many a quaint
   and curious password query of forgotten lore While I nodded, nearly napping,
   suddenly there came a tapping As if someone gently rapping, rapping at my
   server door "'Tis some user," I muttered, "tapping at my server door Only
   this and nothing more."
   
   Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak November And each separate
   dying ember of my patience wrought its ghost upon the floor Eagerly I wished
   the morrow; vainly I had sought to borrow From my coffee surcease of
   sorrow—sorrow for the lost Lenore For the rare and radiant maiden whom the
   users named Lenore Nameless here forevermore.
   
   And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each uneasy desktop Thrilled
   me—filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before So that now, to still
   the beating of my heart, I stood repeating "'Tis some user entreating
   entrance at my server door Some late user entreating entrance at my server
   door This it is and nothing more."
   
   Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer I took the laptop
   lid and flipped it, and then, upon the desktop peered "System Administrator!"
   said I, "truly your forgiveness I implore; But the fact is I was napping, and
   so gently you came rapping, And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my
   server door, That I scarce was sure I heard you"—here I opened wide the
   door;— Darkness there and nothing more.
   
   Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing
   Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before But the
   silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token, And the only word
   there spoken was the whispered word, "Lenore!" This I whispered, and an echo
   murmured back the word, "Lenore!" Merely this and nothing more.
   
   Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning, Soon again I
   heard a tapping something louder than before "Surely," said I, "surely that
   is something at my data center rack; Let me see, then, what thereat is, and
   this mystery explore— Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery
   explore;— 'Tis the wind and nothing more!"
   
   Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter, In there
   stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore But with mien of lord or
   lady, perched above my server door Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above
   my server door Perched, and sat, and nothing more.
   
   Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling, By the grave and
   stern decorum of the countenance it wore, "Though thy password be forgotten,
   thou," I said, "art sure no craven, Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering
   from the nightly shore Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's
   Plutonian shore!" Quoth the Raven, "Password Monday."
   
   PROMPT: Please write a song in the Garth Brooks style about IT, Password
   resets, Windows Updates, Linux, and Coding 
   
   (Seems to be more George Strait, but Ah well.)
   
   It produced:
   
   
   
   Well I'm just a simple guy with a keyboard and a screen I'm the IT man, I fix
   it all or so it seems I spend my days resetting passwords and keeping systems
   clean But when it all goes down, you know they call on me
   
   Sometimes I'm working on a Windows machine Other times it's Linux and I'm in
   the command line scene But I don't mind, I can do it all, it's just part of
   my routine 'Cause when it comes to coding, I'm a tech superstar machine
   
   Oh, I'm an IT guy, I keep the systems running right From password resets to
   updates, I work all day and night And when there's a problem, they know I'm
   the one to call 'Cause I'm the IT guy, I'm the one who fixes it all
   
   Sometimes I'm staring at lines of code, trying to make them work Other times
   I'm on the phone, with users who go
   
   
   NETWORK ERROR caused your response generation to halt!!!
   
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   Feb 14th, 2023 at 11:31 PM
   
   In honor of Valentine's Day I asked ChatGPT Opens a new window to create an
   epic poem in the style of Beowulf about how love is never ending as long as
   it is backed up in the cloud Opens a new window: 
   
   
   Listen, I will sing of love and the wondrous cloud,
   That, like the heavenly stars, never fades but endures through all time.
   
   When you wandered far from your dearest love,
   And your heart feared that love might be lost,
   You remembered that there was a cloud,
   That had held all your love and memories safe.
   It was on that cloud that you found your deepest love,
   And your love was such that it dwelt in that cloud,
   Beyond the reach of the wind, rain or sky.
   
   That cloud became a symbol of your endless love,
   As it stored all the moments that made your love bloom.
   From the day you first met, to the vows you exchanged,
   Every sweet memory was kept safe in that cloud.
   
   When the storms of life tried to tear you apart,
   And the darkness threatened to obscure your love,
   You remembered the cloud, and its precious cache,
   And in its protection, you found strength to persevere.
   
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   Feb 15th, 2023 at 5:41 PM
   
   Just a beautiful story of the relationship between a switch and a patch panel
   <3 
   
   In the server room, where wires did weave and twist, 
   
   There lived a switch, the master of its domain. 
   
   Its ports were many, its processing swift, 
   
   And all the data flowed, without a strain.
   
   But then one day, a patch panel appeared, 
   
   With rows of jacks, and cables snaking through. 
   
   It seemed to the switch, a foe to be feared, 
   
   A rival for the data, bright and new.
   
   The switch was wary, it held its ground, 
   
   As the patch panel moved in, with a grace. 
   
   But then it heard, a whispering sound, 
   
   From the cables, with a gentle pace.
   
   The cables spoke, of a wondrous thing, 
   
   A partnership, so grand and true. 
   
   The switch and patch panel, a team to bring, 
   
   A power that neither could do.
   
   The switch and patch panel, they were fused, 
   
   In a bond that none could break. 
   
   The data flowed, and it was infused, 
   
   With a strength that none could fake.
   
   Together they stood, in the server room, 
   
   The switch and patch panel, hand in hand.
   
    And they worked together, to beat the gloom, 
   
   To bring the data to every land.
   
   So now they stand, in triumph and pride, 
   
   The switch and patch panel, a bond so strong. 
   
   And they will be there, side by side, 
   
   For the data, all day long.
   
   
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   Feb 15th, 2023 at 5:58 PM
   
   > spicehead-mkbnm wrote:
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   > 
   > Just a beautiful story of the relationship between a switch and a patch
   > panel <3 
   
   Wow, this one is quite good!
   
   
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   Feb 17th, 2023 at 11:30 AM
   
   > ghijkmnop wrote:
   > 
   > ChatGPT only writes in AABB quatrains with no real meter, and sucks as a
   > lyricist.
   
   Agreed - the more I see the less impressed I am, AI trying to write music is
   even worse although
   
   
   I love the fact that Bing's AI search assistant actually appears to show some
   personality and can get in a strop if you argue with it and then gets all
   apologetic when it realizes it had made a mistake. Cortana always seems to
   exhibit a sort of sense of humour - I guess these are reflections of the
   programmers' personalities.
   
   
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