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Published January 21, 2016
Categorized as Indexes, Randomness Tagged corny, corny jokes, jokes, list,
one-liners, puns


SILENT JOKES

Auditioned for a role in a silent version of Oliver Twist and got it. It's
brilliant, I can't ask for more.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Silent Jokes. As always, they
come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Why can’t you hear a
pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because the p is silent. A friend of mine told me
they wanted a ring. I told them to take their phone off… Continue reading Silent
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Published July 5, 2024
Categorized as Randomness Tagged corny, corny jokes, humour, Joke, jokes,
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NETTLE JOKES

Local police have just planted a huge collection of nettles. They're going to be
used in a sting operation.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Nettle Jokes. As always, they
come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I got stung by nettles
recently. He over charged me for the full Bergerac VHS set. The most stinging
plant based rock is Heavy Nettle. Someone asked me if I could prevent… Continue
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Published June 28, 2024
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Weeds, witty


SAND JOKES

My bucket list: sand, ice, water.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Sand Jokes. As always, they
come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Asked in a record shop if
they had anything by The Doors. Chap said “yes, a bucket of sand and a fire
blanket”. I keep seeing jokes written on the beach. Think… Continue reading Sand
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Published June 21, 2024
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CARRIAGE JOKES

Someone told me that getting a coach would improve my tennis. Now I've no idea
what to do with this horse and carriage.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Carriage Jokes. As always, they
come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I was driving down a road
that was surfaced with emeralds, rubies and diamonds. I think it was a jewel
carriageway. I wanted to learn to be a train mechanic, but I… Continue reading
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Published June 13, 2024
Categorized as 2024, Randomness Tagged carriage jokes, corny, corny jokes,
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HARP JOKES

Heard an easy listen strings version of Bonnie Tyler hits. It's totally clips of
the harp.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Harp Jokes. As always, they
come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Heard a story about someone
who crossed a panda with a harp, turned out to be a bear faced lyre. Saw an
advert for a really quiet harp on eBay. No strings… Continue reading Harp Jokes


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Published June 7, 2024
Categorized as 2024, Randomness Tagged corny, corny jokes, Harp, Harp Jokes,
humour, jokes, one liners, one-liners, puns, witty


THUMB JOKES

Saw an architect dip his thumb in some navy coloured paint. Apparently he was
trying to get a blueprint.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Thumb Jokes. As always, they
come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I spotted a new website all
about hitch hiking. It’s got the thumbs up. I dislocated my thumb but two
friends managed to reset it. It was a joint effort. A carpenter… Continue
reading Thumb Jokes


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Published May 30, 2024
Categorized as 2024, Randomness Tagged corny, corny jokes, Finger, humour,
jokes, one liners, one-liners, puns, Thumb, Thumb Jokes, witty


FLIP JOKES

I used to wonder who flipped a vampire's pancakes. Turns out it's Count Spatula.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Flip Jokes. As always, they
come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I met a really angry pancake
earlier. He just flipped. A man with two left feet walks into a shoe shop and
says, “Got any flip flips?” How do penguins make a… Continue reading Flip Jokes


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Published May 24, 2024
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DOORBELL JOKES

Bought a doorbell that plays nice music. It was a pretty sound investment.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Doorbell Jokes. As always, they
come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I know a dog who goes and
sits in the corner every time the doorbell rings. He’s a boxer. Trying to figure
out the reason why I have such difficulty with operating… Continue reading
Doorbell Jokes


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Published May 17, 2024
Categorized as 2024, Randomness Tagged corny, corny jokes, Doorbell, Doorbell
Jokes, humour, jokes, one-liners, puns, witty


STAGE JOKES

When to a U2 gig and Bono fell off the stage. He was standing to close to The
Edge.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Stage Jokes. As always, they
come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… One of the reason that people
on stage are often good at making small talk is that they have microphones.
Local theatre director has lined the stage with Scrabble tiles so he… Continue
reading Stage Jokes


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Published May 10, 2024
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CUBE JOKES

A friend just gave me a sugar cube as a gift. I thought it was very sweet.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Cube Jokes. As always, they
come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I tried tickling some Oxo
cubes and they became a laughing stock. I was going to put ice cubes in my socks
then I got cold feet. Following a recipe, says I… Continue reading Cube Jokes


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Published May 2, 2024
Categorized as 2024, Randomness Tagged corny, Cube, Cube Jokes, humour, Joke,
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