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TURKEY SAYS NO TO SWEDEN AND FINLAND JOINING NATO

 Author: Dexter Sinistri  Published Date: 2022-06-06  0 Comments on Turkey Says
No To Sweden And Finland Joining NATO
Posted in Making Headlines Politics Top Stories

CANADA PULLS THE TIGGER BY BANNING HUAWEI AND ZTE

 Author: Dexter Sinistri  Published Date: 2022-06-01  0 Comments on Canada Pulls
The Tigger By Banning Huawei And ZTE
Posted in Making Headlines Politics Top Stories World News

PUTIN EXASPERATED WITH BELARUS!

 Author: Zajacz  Published Date: 2022-06-01  0 Comments on Putin Exasperated
With Belarus!
Posted in Politics

PUTIN-TRUMP ANNOUNCE PRESIDENTIAL RUN IN 2024

 Author: Scott Talbot Evans  Published Date: 2023-02-26  0 Comments on
Putin-Trump Announce Presidential Run in 2024
Posted in Politics

OOHRAH! ALTERNATIVE TO OTHER CAMP LEJEUNE SETTLEMENT TV AMBULANCE CHASERS

 Author: Ken Hogarty  Published Date: 2023-02-19  0 Comments on OOHRAH!
Alternative to Other Camp Lejeune Settlement TV Ambulance Chasers
Posted in Politics

INCOMING HOUSE JUDICIARY CHAIRMAN JIM JORDAN VOWED TO INVESTIGATE THE “LIBERAL,
DEMOCRAT PLOT TO DENY PATRIOTIC AMERICANS FAUCI FOOTBALLS DURING CHRISTMAS.”

 Author: Steve Schneider  Published Date: 2023-01-17  0 Comments on Incoming
House Judiciary Chairman Jim Jordan vowed to investigate the “liberal, Democrat
plot to deny patriotic Americans Fauci Footballs during Christmas.”
Posted in Crime Politics

MORE PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN ANNOUNCEMENTS TWEETED FROM THE DONALD: TODAY AND THE
NEXT 50 YEARS

 Author: Ken Hogarty  Published Date: 2022-11-23  0 Comments on More
Presidential Campaign Announcements Tweeted from The Donald: Today and the Next
50 Years
Posted in Making Headlines Politics Top Stories World News

AYATOLLAH KHAMENEI OFFERS CITIZENSHIP AND VILLAS TO BOEBERT AND GREENE

 Author: Lew Tuck  Published Date: 2022-09-29  0 Comments on Ayatollah Khamenei
Offers Citizenship and Villas to Boebert and Greene
Posted in Politics

WE ARE SO PROUD TO BE MUSSOLINIS

 Author: Lew Tuck  Published Date: 2022-09-08  0 Comments on We are so proud to
be Mussolinis
Posted in Making Headlines Politics Top Stories

TRUMP DECLARES 2024 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION ALREADY STOLEN FROM HIM

 Author: Eric Green  Published Date: 2022-07-22  0 Comments on Trump Declares
2024 Presidential Election Already Stolen from Him
Posted in Making Headlines Politics Top Stories World News

TURKEY SAYS NO TO SWEDEN AND FINLAND JOINING NATO

 Author: Dexter Sinistri  Published Date: 2022-06-06  0 Comments on Turkey Says
No To Sweden And Finland Joining NATO
Posted in Making Headlines Politics Top Stories

CANADA PULLS THE TIGGER BY BANNING HUAWEI AND ZTE

 Author: Dexter Sinistri  Published Date: 2022-06-01  0 Comments on Canada Pulls
The Tigger By Banning Huawei And ZTE
Posted in Making Headlines Politics Top Stories World News

PUTIN EXASPERATED WITH BELARUS!

 Author: Zajacz  Published Date: 2022-06-01  0 Comments on Putin Exasperated
With Belarus!
Posted in Politics

PUTIN-TRUMP ANNOUNCE PRESIDENTIAL RUN IN 2024

 Author: Scott Talbot Evans  Published Date: 2023-02-26  0 Comments on
Putin-Trump Announce Presidential Run in 2024
Posted in Politics

OOHRAH! ALTERNATIVE TO OTHER CAMP LEJEUNE SETTLEMENT TV AMBULANCE CHASERS

 Author: Ken Hogarty  Published Date: 2023-02-19  0 Comments on OOHRAH!
Alternative to Other Camp Lejeune Settlement TV Ambulance Chasers
Posted in Politics

INCOMING HOUSE JUDICIARY CHAIRMAN JIM JORDAN VOWED TO INVESTIGATE THE “LIBERAL,
DEMOCRAT PLOT TO DENY PATRIOTIC AMERICANS FAUCI FOOTBALLS DURING CHRISTMAS.”

 Author: Steve Schneider  Published Date: 2023-01-17  0 Comments on Incoming
House Judiciary Chairman Jim Jordan vowed to investigate the “liberal, Democrat
plot to deny patriotic Americans Fauci Footballs during Christmas.”


Posted in Society


ME, MYSELF, AND THE DRAIN

 Author: Dexter Sinistri  Published Date: April 5, 2023  Leave a Comment on Me,
Myself, and the Drain

By Mark Tulin It was horrible. No, it was frustratingly painful. I had a clogged
sink in the bathroom. The water wouldn’t go down no matter what I tried. So
finally, I plunged, poured Drano down it several times to…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Me, Myself, and the Drain
Posted in Society


IF DOGS THOUGHT ABOUT SEXUALITY

 Author: Dexter Sinistri  Published Date: April 4, 2023  Leave a Comment on If
Dogs Thought About Sexuality

By: Barbara Orr We live in such affluent times; many people have decided to
define their lives by their sexuality. This has distastefully made sexuality a
public rather than a private issue. Imagine for a moment what it would look…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! If Dogs Thought About Sexuality
Posted in Crime Health


ELDERLY POPULATION TERRORIZES CHICAGO SUBURB FOURTH STRAIGHT WEEK; MAYOR CALLS
FOR CESSATION OF VIOLENCE

 Author: Dexter Sinistri  Published Date: March 28, 2023  Leave a Comment on
Elderly Population Terrorizes Chicago Suburb Fourth Straight Week; Mayor Calls
for Cessation of Violence

Bowling Alley Latestin Series of Attacks by R. S. Wheelock (API)R. S. Wheelock
Middleton – “We’re kickin’ ass and takin’ names,” said one unidentified man in
his eighties in the aftermath of last night’s siege of the Lucky Strike Bowling
Lanes in Middleton,…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Elderly Population Terrorizes Chicago
Suburb Fourth Straight Week; Mayor Calls for Cessation of Violence
Posted in Society


HOW TO BUY THE BEST-LOOKING VAPE MODS

 Author: Dexter Sinistri  Published Date: March 26, 2023  Leave a Comment on How
to Buy the Best-Looking Vape Mods

Whether you are buying a vape mod as a first-time vaper or want to upgrade from
your old vaping device, you definitely need to consider the best-looking vape
mods. These devices have all the features of electronic cigarettes but tend…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! How to Buy the Best-Looking Vape Mods
Posted in Society


I DON’T CARE WHAT THE “MEDICAL EXPERTS” SAY, SLEEP DEPRIVATION IS AWESOME

 Author: Dexter Sinistri  Published Date: March 26, 2023  Leave a Comment on I
don’t care what the “medical experts” say, sleep deprivation is awesome

by Rory from Rory’s Echo Chamber. I can’t be the only one who has noticed the
euphoric side effects of sleep deprivation. There is something about depriving
your body of one of its so-called “essential needs” that results in a…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! I don’t care what the “medical experts” say,
sleep deprivation is awesome
Posted in Environment


YES, IT DOES LOOK LIKE THEY MIGHT HAVE A BIT TOO MUCH RADIATION DOWN IN MOAB,
UTAH FROM ALL THAT URANIUM MINING…

 Author: rfreed  Published Date: February 27, 2023  Leave a Comment on Yes, It
Does Look Like They Might Have A Bit Too Much Radiation Down In Moab, Utah From
All That Uranium Mining…

Proof positive that there might be something in the water in Moab, Utah other
than fish and fluoride:

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Yes, It Does Look Like They Might Have A Bit
Too Much Radiation Down In Moab, Utah From All That Uranium Mining…

Posted in Politics


PUTIN-TRUMP ANNOUNCE PRESIDENTIAL RUN IN 2024

 Author: Scott Talbot Evans  Published Date: February 26, 2023  Leave a Comment
on Putin-Trump Announce Presidential Run in 2024

Murderous dictator Vladimir Putin and former president Donald Trump threw their
hats into the ring at a press conference in  Detroit, Michigan yesterday. The
motor city was chosen as a symbol for the Russian-style economic desolation Mr.
Putin hopes to…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Putin-Trump Announce Presidential Run in 2024
Posted in Technology


“WHO’S YOUR DADDY?” AND MORE SECURITY VERIFICATION QUESTIONS: CHOICES WITH A
CONTEMPORARY EDGE FOR 2023 USERS

 Author: Ken Hogarty  Published Date: February 20, 2023  Leave a Comment on
“Who’s Your Daddy?” and More Security Verification Questions: Choices with a
Contemporary Edge for 2023 Users

Updated Security Verification Questions [Renouncing “favorite pet, first child,
or mother’s maiden name” prompts from staid institutions, these prompts will
take you beyond outdated dropdown menu questions from which you personally had
to choose to answer to secure online accounts]…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! “Who’s Your Daddy?” and More Security
Verification Questions: Choices with a Contemporary Edge for 2023 Users
Posted in Politics


OOHRAH! ALTERNATIVE TO OTHER CAMP LEJEUNE SETTLEMENT TV AMBULANCE CHASERS

 Author: Ken Hogarty  Published Date: February 19, 2023  Leave a Comment on
OOHRAH! Alternative to Other Camp Lejeune Settlement TV Ambulance Chasers

Semper Fi!  A refashioned Marine HymnFrom the Stalls of Montezuma’s Revenge,To
lying sweat-soaked near Tripoli with Dengue,You’ve suffered much for the good
ol’ U.S. of A;If contaminated at Lejeune, time to make it pay. A direct
reflection of leadership at Camp…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! OOHRAH! Alternative to Other Camp Lejeune
Settlement TV Ambulance Chasers
Posted in Celebrity Gossip Entertainment


PHANTOM CLOSING ON BROADWAY – WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO IT’S BIGGEST STAR?

 Author: Maury Levine  Published Date: February 12, 2023  Leave a Comment on
Phantom Closing on Broadway – What Will Happen to It’s Biggest Star?

After 35 years and more than 13,000 performances, Andrew Lloyd Webber’s The
Phantom of the Opera is ending on Broadway in April. As the musical finishes
it’s historic run, the show’s actors, musicians, and technical crew are already
looking for…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Phantom Closing on Broadway – What Will Happen
to It’s Biggest Star?



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