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BOGOTÁ, Colombia, Fake America -- Millions of rioting Colombians are being
thrown into giant paddy-wagons by Bogotá police in a tense standoff. The people
are violently rioting for the right to take part in the annual Eurovision Song
Contest, a European song contest in which Israel and Australia have been
permitted to participate.

Colombia has a rich music culture where their very simplistic yet camp and
cliché musical style would fit in perfectly with Eurovision. However, for many
years now, Israel has vetoed Colombians from joining the contest, claiming that
"Colombians just can't be gay" (a prerequisite for any group to perform at
Eurovision). In a recent interview for CNN, Israeli prime minister Benjamin
Netanyahu raised serious questions about the ability of Colombian people to be
flamboyant homosexuals. As we all remember, the best TV show in the history of
mankind, Yo soy Betty, la fea, is actually a Colombian show; but that show is so
rampantly homophobic that, along with Colombia's brutal machista culture, Israel
has concerns about how much Colombians are able to express their gayness at the
Eurovision. Netanyahu was quoted as saying: "Colombians are so manly, you can
smell their ball sweat from a mile away. No one would take them seriously
dancing around on stage in plastic pants singing about forbidden love". (Full
article...)

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   page twice"? The pages are constantly being edited, and the act of reading it
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 * D.C. stink-bombed by Jihadists and Nazis
 * Colombia Protests Exclusion from Eurovision; Britney Joins in Support
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 * Larry David gets Hinkled by Anti-Israel Protesters
 * Taylor Swift's favorite NFL team wins rigged Super Bowl, big whoop
 * Elon Musk plants brain chip into first human guinea pig
 * Climate activists ruin Jackson Pollock painting, no one notices
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Federal Budget · Richard Simmons · Kate Middleton · Market demand for White
Broncos · God's curse on the Buffalo Bills (..maybe)

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 * 1628 - Edict passes in Switzerland requiring all lawyers to deliver evidence
   by yodeling. (Pictured)
 * 1671 - Pope Clement X is captured by the Queen's Guard while on a visit to
   England, being mistaken for that guy who stole the crown jewels in a pope
   costume.
 * 1861 - At the age of seven, Oscar Wilde begins his first job, working as a
   Witticist's Apprentice in a local Humor Emporium.
 * 1919 - Radical suffragettes burn down factory that makes posters comparing
   suffragettes to smelly dish rags, constabulary cries, "A step too far,
   ladies!"
 * 1934 - Anteaters formally name themselves the Aardvark, seeking the lucrative
   first spot in taxonomy classifications.
 * 1945 - The Americans celebrate single handedly defeating all of Nazi Germany,
   no thanks rest of the world.
 * 1991 - Small and Medium file a complaint with the U.N. against Large, who
   claims, "Size does matter".

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the sick and needy, dispensing worldly and timeless wisdom, even finding time to
heal a few lepers.


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