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All right, Saturday
is the big day.

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A lot of people thought
this would never come.

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I may have been
one of those people.

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I may have been
one of those people.

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Wait, wait, are we talking
about the wedding?

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Yes.

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Oh, yeah, I was definitely
one of those people.

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And yet, here we are.

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Now, we got a lot of family
coming in tomorrow.

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I'm gonna need everyone's help.

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Think of this as one of
your comic book movies.

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There's a bunch of superheroes,
each with a different task.

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Oh, like
the new Avengers.

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Which one was that?

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The one you slept through
last weekend.

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Oh, that was
a good nap.

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I-I think it's more like, uh,
like Lord of the Rings,

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and you're the Fellowship.

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Uh, someone's
got to go to Gondor,

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someone's got to go to Mordor,

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someone's got to hold off
the demon of shadow and flame.

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You mean the Balrog?

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I mean my mother.

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That is a perfect
metaphor, Amy.

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Thank you.

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Because it also involves a ring

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that binds me
in servitude forever.

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Aw, he said forever.

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<b><font color="#00FF00">в™Є The Big Bang Theory 11x24 в™Є</font></b>
<font color="#00FFFF">The Bow Tie Asymmetry</font>
Original Air Date o

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в™Є Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state в™Є

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в™Є Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! в™Є

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в™Є The Earth began to cool в™Є

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в™Є The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools в™Є

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в™Є We built the Wall в™Є
в™Є We built the pyramids в™Є

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в™Є Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery в™Є

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в™Є That all started
with a big bang в™Є

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в™Є Bang! в™Є

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== sync, corrected by <font color="#00FF00">elderman</font> ==
<font color="#00FFFF">@elder_man</font>

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That was Wil Wheaton.

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He's really excited
about tomorrow.

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As am I.

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If you'd have told me as a child
that an actor from Star Trek

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would be officiating my wedding,
I would've said,

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"Ooh, William Shatner?"

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And if you'd have said,
"No, Wil Wheaton,"

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I'd have said, "Well, did you
even try William Shatner?"

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And if you'd have said,

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"Yes, but he costs too much
money," I'd have said,

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"Ah, well,
Wil Wheaton's good, too."

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Why do you keep tying
and untying that bow tie?

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I can't seem to get it even.

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Well, I don't think
it's supposed to be even.

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Sometimes a little asymmetry
looks good.

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In the Renaissance,
they called it "sprezzatura."

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The Renaissance?

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Amy, you know I'm more
of an Enlightenment person.

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At some point, we have to decide

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how we want to raise
the children.

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So are you feeling okay?

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No wedding jitters?

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No.

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There is nothing
in the world

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that would stop me from
marrying you tomorrow,

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even me from the future coming
back to prevent the wedding

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and the subsequent birth of a
child who will destroy humanity.

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Because if you came
from the future,

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that would mean you already
went through with the wedding

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because you believe that
time travel is on a closed loop.

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I love you
so damn much.

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<font color="#ff5500">(sighs)</font>

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Uh, Mr. Fowler,
are you okay back there?

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Do you need more air?

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He's fine.

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I'm surprised
Amy didn't pick us up.

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Oh, well, you know,

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she's pretty busy the
day before her wedding.

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Too busy for her mother?

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She used to be
such a devoted daughter.

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Now she's just waiting for me
to die so she can get my china.

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Thank you again
for picking us up. <font color="#ff5500">(chuckles)</font>

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My pleasure, Mrs. Cooper.

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You know,
our driver to the airport

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was also a Indian fella.

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Mom...

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Oh, so now it's racist to notice
when somebody's Indian.

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I don't think it's racist.
I noticed you were both white.

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See? You'll have
to excuse her.

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She's just pregnant
and hormonal.

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Oh, yeah, congratulations
on baby number two.

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Yeah. Whoopie.

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Her husband would be here,

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but he stayed home
to watch their older son,

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so e-everything's fine!

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Stop it.

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We're separated.

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You don't say.

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So, you're Sheldon's
big brother.

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Uh, yeah.
He got the brains.

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I got the bod.
<font color="#ff5500">(chuckles)</font>

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And the face and the hair.

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I like your accent.

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Sheldon, did you
used to sound like that?

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Can you still?

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I can. I will not.

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Amy, you said something
about my bow tie

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that I can't stop
thinking about.

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Don't you mean...

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<font color="#ff5500">(Southern accent)</font>: "Y'all said
something 'bout my bow tie"?

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Go on, say it.
<font color="#ff5500">(chuckles)</font>

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Say it.

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Hey, guys, look who I have.

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Oh.
<b><font color="#D09090">MISSY:</font></b> Hey.

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Hey, Shelly.

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I'm so glad you made it, Missy.
This is my fiancГ©e, Amy.

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Amy, this is my sister.

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If I ever need a kidney,
this is where you get it.

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- It's so nice to meet you.
- ‭Aw.

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I've always wanted a sister.

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Really? Why?

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I love you, too, Sheldon.

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Really? Why?

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Where's Mom?

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Uh, she wanted to stop by
the hotel and freshen up,

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and then call her pastor
to pray for Missy's soul.

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Oh, my God.

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There's mama's girl.

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- Hi, Mom.
- ‭Oh!

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Oh, Larry, look at her!

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Can you believe our little lamb
is finally getting married?

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He can't believe it.

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And neither can I.

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<font color="#ff5500">(laughs)</font>
Hi, Dad. How you doing?

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What the hell is that?

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Come on, you know this one.

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It's a... dog.

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I found him in the backyard.

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And don't worry,
I already called the owner.

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Good, 'cause
we don't need a dog.

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We already have two babies,
you and Stuart.

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<font color="#0CEC0C">(doorbell rings)</font>

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That's probably him.

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Hi.

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I'm gonna need a minute.

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That's Mark Hamill!

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Hello.

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Thank you so much
for finding this guy.

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Oh, my goodness.

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Hey, Bark. How are you, buddy?

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Y-Your dog's name is Bark?

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Yeah.

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Bark Hamill?

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Yeah. Well, I let the fans
name him online.

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I got lucky, though.

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He was almost
Honey Baked Hamill.

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Anyway, thanks so much.

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I-I want to give you a reward
for finding him.

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<font color="#ff5500">(chuckles)</font>: Oh, no, I
couldn't take your money.

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It's just an honor
to meet you.

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No. No, please. You don't know
what this dog means to me,

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and I thought
he was gone for good.

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Please? There must be
something I can do for you.

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Anything.

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Oh, you're gonna regret
that. <font color="#ff5500">(chuckles)</font>

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Hey, dude.

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Dude?

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Yeah, you know,
just want you to know

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that I don't think
of you as a woman.

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Oh, perfect. I don't
think of you as a man.

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Great.

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So, as two genderless blobs
of human flesh,

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how would you like to go

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to Sheldon and Amy's wedding
with me?

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Oh, Stuart.

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Look, I appreciate that,
but it just might be

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a little weird,
considering you're my boss.

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Guess who's gonna officiate
Sheldon and Amy's wedding!

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Mark Hamill!

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Luke Skywalker
is gonna be at the wedding!

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You'll need to
buy me a dress.

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And did you know
that my Amy

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played Amelia Earhart
in the eighth grade?

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Amy, you never said you
were in a school play.

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Oh, no, no, at home.

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I'd never let her
do a school play.

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Those kids just take drugs
and have intercourse.

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You know, Amy still
does some performing.

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She and Sheldon do an
Internet show about flags.

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Amy?

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V-Videos on the Internet?

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You know what men
use those for.

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If you're talking about
Fun with Flags,

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I use it to go to sleep.

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Sheldon,
you're awfully quiet.

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Are you okay?

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Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.

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I was thinking about
string theory.

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But catch me up.
What'd I miss?

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Are you seeing
this, Larry?

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These are the people I'm
gonna have to live with

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after you're dead.

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Welcome, Bert.
Don't you look nice.

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Yeah. Like a geode,
I clean up good.

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Don't you crack a geode open?

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It's not a perfect metaphor.

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<b><font color="#FF0080">KOOTHRAPPALI:</font></b>
Oh, my God.

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- Is that Mark Hamill?
- ‭Yeah.

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<b><font color="#D09090">BERT:</font></b>
Oh, my God.

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- Is that...
- Bert, go find your seat!

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W-What is he doing here?

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I found his dog

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and guilted him into
officiating the wedding.

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Don't tell Sheldon.
It's a surprise.

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Wait, I-I thought
Wil was officiating the wedding.

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Yeah, so did he.

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How did he take the news?

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I'll let you know.

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Hey, Wil!

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<font color="#ff5500">(sniffles)</font>

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Are you having an allergic
reaction to my boutonniere?

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No. I'm just so
happy for you.

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And for me.

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After today, you
are officially--

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and, more important,
legally-- Amy's problem.

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Don't be silly, Leonard.

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I will always be your problem.

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<font color="#ff5500">(knocking)</font>

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Hey, baby.

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Hello, Mother.

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Leonard, could you
give us a moment?

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Oh, of course.

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Oh, Shelly.

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I wish your dad
could see you now.

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Me, too. I miss him.

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He would be so
proud of you.

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I know that I am.

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Thank you.

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I mean, for everything.

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My whole life.

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Oh.

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<font color="#ff5500">(chuckles)</font>

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<font color="#ff8000">(sniffles)</font> Let me
straighten your ti55

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No, no, no, it's all right.

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It's supposed to be
a little asymmetrical.

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Apparently, a small flaw
somehow improves it.

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I can see that.

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Sometimes it's the...

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imperfect stuff that
makes things perfect.

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Excuse me.

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<font color="#ff5500">(door closes)</font>

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Case in point.

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So, we finally meet.

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I'm sorry, who are you?

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<font color="#ff5500">(scoffs)</font>
I'm Wil Wheaton.

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I was supposed
to officiate this wedding.

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I was up all night
preparing these notes.

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Well, thanks so much.
It's gonna be a great help.

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<font color="#ff5500">(knocking)</font>
<b><font color="#FF0080">SHELDON:</font></b> Amy.

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<font color="#ff5500">(knocking)</font>
Amy.

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<font color="#ff5500">(knocking)</font>
Amy.

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Come in.

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<font color="#ff5500">(panting)</font> There's something
I need to tell you.

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Wow, you look amazing!

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That's not what I need
to tell you.

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But you do!
What's wrong?

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Something incredible
just happened.

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Remember when you were
telling me about my bow tie

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and how a little asymmetry
is good?

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- Yeah?
- My equations have been trying

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to describe an imperfect world,

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and the only way to do that
is to introduce imperfection

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into the underlying theory.

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So, instead of supersymmetry,

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it would be super asymmetry?

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<font color="#ff5500">(gasps)</font>
Super asymmetry.

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That's it!

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- Give me your lipstick.
- What?

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Just give it to me,
you beautiful thing!

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We have work to do!

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Hey, uh, the
bride and groom

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seem to be running
a little behind.

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Do you think
you could stall?

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Stall? How?

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Hey, everybody!

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Uh, it's gonna be a few
more minutes, but while we wait,

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does anyone have any
questions about Star Wars?

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You got this.

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So if I make
slightly asymmetric knots

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with sheets in four dimensions,

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I can bootstrap
the whole idea

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to a large asymmetry
in 11 dimensions.

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Maybe even at
the initial moment of creation,

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the fundamental forces
lacked symmetry.

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<font color="#ff5500">(knocking)</font>

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Everyone's waiting.
What are you guys doing?

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Super asymmetry.

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Super asymmetry?
Is that a thing?

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We're inventing
it right now.

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Don't you think
this can wait until...

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Hold on.

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This is interesting.

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So, yeah, Mr. Mark?

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When you were on the,
uh, Wookiee home planet,

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how did you even understand
what they were saying?

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I don't remember ever being
on a Wookiee home planet.

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Uh, actually, Luke was
on the Wookiee home planet,

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Kashyyyk, in the
Holiday Special

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when he helped Chewie
get home to his wife.

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Chewie had a wife?

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Her name's Malla.

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Wow, that's impressive.

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Yeah.

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Hey, uh, I got a question.

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Why aren't there tires on
any of those Star Wars vehicles?

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<font color="#ff5500">(chuckles)</font>

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I'm sure some of them had tires.

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Actually, they don't.

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I mean, the HAVw A5 turbo tank
has metal gripping wheels,

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but I wouldn't call them tires.

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You are so hot.

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This is taking too long.

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I bet that Sheldon
stood my baby up.

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Uh, excuse me.

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Where-where are you going?

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This whole thing
was a big mistake.

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I'm gonna find Amy

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and get her out of here.
- ‭Sit down!

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Excuse me?

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Sheldon loves Amy,

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and he would never hurt her
on her wedding day

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or any other day, so park it.

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Oh, you sit down, too.

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Are you gonna let her
talk to me like that?

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Say something.

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Thank you.

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<b><font color="#FF0080">LEONARD:</font></b> Uh, according
to Google, there are

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zero papers
that mention super asymmetry.

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This is brand-new.
No one's thought of it.

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What are you lunatics doing?!

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Sheldon had a breakthrough.

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Actually, Amy and I
had a breakthrough.

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Oh, science? Shocking!

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You don't understand.
This could be really big.

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No, Penny's right.

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We have our whole lives
to do science together.

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Let's get married.

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<b><font color="#FF0080">PENNY:</font></b>
All right.

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It's go time!

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I am pumped!

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Okay, everyone. Here we go.

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Leonard.

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That's Mark Ha-Ha-Ha...

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It's-it's Mark Hami-Ha-Ha...

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Yep. Thank Wolowitz.
He set it up.

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<font color="#FF5500">(whispers)</font>:
Thank you.

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Congratulations
on your wedding.

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Thank you.

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When this is over, I have
4,000 things for you to sign.

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<font color="#FFFF00">("Bridal Chorus" playing)</font>

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Thank you, Daddy.

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<font color="#FF5500">(song ends)</font>

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I-I thought Wil was marrying us.

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Wolowitz got us an upgrade.

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Another sci-fi
guy with a beard.

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Seems lateral, but okay.

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Welcome.

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We are gathered here today

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in the sight of family,
friends and Almighty God.

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That's too religious.

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That lady over there
made me say it.

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He heard you,
and he can't un-hear you.

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We're here
to celebrate the marriage

16:57.245 --> 16:59.245
of Sheldon Lee Cooper...

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...and Amy Farrah Fowler.

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I had more prepared,

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but I'm just gonna skip
to the rings and vows,

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since I've been answering
your questions for 45 minutes.

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Yeah, he answered 'em.

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Amy, you're up.

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Sheldon, when I
was a little girl,

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I used to dream
about my wedding.

17:27.392 --> 17:29.358
But, eventually,
I stopped,

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because I thought that
day would never come.

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And then I met you.

17:35.700 --> 17:38.150
From the first moment
in that coffee shop,

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I knew that there was
something special between us,

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even though I did
work on a study

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that disproved love
at first sight.

17:46.160 --> 17:50.212
I loved that study
the moment I read it.

17:50.214 --> 17:51.797
Ironic, huh?

17:53.134 --> 17:56.252
Clearly, it was wrong.

17:56.254 --> 17:59.555
Because I felt
something that day,

17:59.557 --> 18:02.975
and those feelings have only
gotten stronger with time.

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I can't imagine loving you
more than I do right now.

18:08.599 --> 18:13.152
But I felt that way yesterday
and the day before yesterday

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and the day before that.

18:15.857 --> 18:19.325
Is that growth linear
or accelerating?

18:19.327 --> 18:19.957
Accelerating.

18:19.958 --> 18:21.957
Oh, maybe we could
graph it out.

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Save something
for the honeymoon.

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Smart.

18:29.923 --> 18:31.756
Sheldon,

18:31.758 --> 18:34.626
I don't know
what the future holds,

18:34.628 --> 18:38.046
but I know that I've never
been happier than I am

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in this moment marrying you.

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<font color="#FF5500">(voice breaking)</font>: Well, that was
unexpectedly beautiful.

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<font color="#FF5500">(sniffles)</font>

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I might need a minute.

18:58.318 --> 19:01.069
Amy...

19:03.039 --> 19:07.659
...I usually know
exactly what to say.

19:07.661 --> 19:11.246
But in this moment...

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I have no words.

19:15.969 --> 19:18.887
I guess... <font color="#FF5500">(sighs softly)</font>

19:20.674 --> 19:23.007
I'm overwhelmed by you.

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In a good way.

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Not in the elevator
in the Haunted Mansion way.

19:30.684 --> 19:37.105
Even if I can't
tell you now how I feel,

19:37.107 --> 19:42.026
I will spend my life showing you
how much I love you.

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<font color="#FF5500">(voice breaking)</font>:
Do you...

19:49.753 --> 19:51.836
<font color="#FF5500">(clears throat)</font>

19:51.838 --> 19:54.038
Do you...

19:55.425 --> 19:59.127
Hey, I'm just saying, I'm here
if you need me to step in.

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No, no, no.

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I got this. <font color="#FF5500">(sniffles)</font>

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Amy, do you take Sheldon
for your lawful wedded husband?

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I do.

20:10.807 --> 20:13.308
<font color="#0CEC0C">(high-pitched)</font>:
And, Sheldon, same thing.

20:16.479 --> 20:18.563
I do.

20:19.316 --> 20:21.366
Then by the power vested in me

20:21.368 --> 20:24.652
by
EvenYouCanPerformWeddings.com...

20:26.156 --> 20:29.073
...I now pronounce you
husband and wife.

20:29.960 --> 20:31.993
You may kiss the bride.

20:34.547 --> 20:37.332
<font color="#FF5500">(crowd cheering)</font>

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в™Є At wast... в™Є

20:47.927 --> 20:52.146
в™Є My wove has come awong в™Є

20:54.567 --> 20:58.736
в™Є My wonewy days are over в™Є

21:01.691 --> 21:05.860
в™Є And wife is wike a song в™Є

21:07.741 --> 21:09.340
в™Є Oh, yeah. в™Є

21:09.364 --> 21:16.264
== sync, corrected by <font color="#00FF00">elderman</font> ==
<font color="#00FFFF">@elder_man</font>

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