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RICHARD G. PARNELL

 * Poetry


PROSIMETRA ABSURDA

Poetry, scholarship, and miscellany.

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<– THIS IS A CALENDAR;


IT TELLS THE DATE.


<– THIS IS A GLOBE


PROBABLY EARTH?


<–THIS IS ONE PERSON,


SPYING ON ANOTHER PERSON.


<– THIS AN EMPTY WALLET;


POETRY MAKES NO MONEY.


I DON’T WRITE ABOUT MY LIFE OR JOURNEY.


10,000+


HOURS OF UV EXPOSURE

According to Google Translate,

The customer is very important, the customer will be followed by the customer.
Not even the players in the outdoor dignissim soft from CNN pain.


MINDLESSNESS

Learn how to make rash decisions.


VIEW! →


IDLENESS

Become the couch-potato you were meant to be.


BOO! →


FAILURES

Hobnob with the worst hobbyists at Hobby Lobby.


WOO! →


INDUSTRY

Finance, finance, finance, finance.


PHEW! →


THIS IS ME DISCOVERING FACIAL CREAM OVER A SINK.

You’re probably wondering if I’m getting into a bath or just getting out of a
bath. Great question. Obviously, I have make-up on, so I’m drying off. But why
did I do my makeup before my hair? Bad question.

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Eat good



EXPERIENCE A JOURNEY INTO THE GREATEST BUSINESS MIND OF THE TWENTY-THIRD CENTURY

To your left, you will see a tincture made of hemlock, opium, borage, hellebore,
mandragora, antimony, salt, sulfur, and St. Elmo’s fire. If you take a swig and
survive, the following thirty-minutes will be the best high of your life. I
don’t know what the flowers are.

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“Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Pain is truth”


PAULINE: CAN I USE THE RESTROOM?

Never been to Barcelona

“Etiam non nisl in velit dignissim mollis a rhoncus dolor. What is dignissim?”


NATHAN: YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.

Enthusiast of Japan

“Vivamus egestas condimentum erat, in iaculis nulla blandit ut. Can’t believe
CNN said this.”


DANIELLE: MAY IS MY BIRTHDAY MONTH!

Tourist in Mexico


TRAVEL WITHOUT ME

I prefer to stay home.


STOP EXPLORING THE WORLD TODAY!

Don’t contact us →


TRANSLATE OUR TRAVEL BLOG

We are in need of a liturgical and diacritical expert who can translate Coptic
into Klingon. Favorite letter must be a thorn.


READ OUR DIPHTHONGS →


ABOVE IS A STILL FROM THE NEW CASPER THE FRIENDLY GHOST MOCKUMENTARY.

Casper pulls a prank on Annabelle. She got so mad and storms off. He looks at
the camera and shrugs his shoulder/head/body.


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