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A Survey


IS SAATVIK PRO?


WE SURVEYED 69,420 GAMERS ACROSS THE WORLD ABOUT THEIR EXPERIENCE PLAYING WITH
SAATVIK AND IF THEY THINK HE CAN BE PRO AT GAMING?




THE RESULTS WERE EYE-OPENING, MIND-BLOWING AND SHOCKING!


69,420
Elite Gamers
1
Saatvik

He is an amazing Gamer, I think he will be one of the best in the world. He is
so handsome as well. Let me know if you have a daughter who is of marriageable
age. Where I come from I haven't seen a woman in centuries.
Saatvik's Mom

How does he hit the ACCEPT button with that aim?
El Fluff

If you are ever in a gunfight with Saatvik, remember, the safest place to stand
is in front of his gun.
PotatoesGonnaPotate

I support abortion up to whatever age Saatvik is
Soy un Dorito

Saatvik is about as useful as pedals on a wheelchair.
Nachi

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got
chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter,
lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house
for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting
him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and
started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him
and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
WinterRaven

Whenever I play with Saatvik I always wonder "How do I change the difficulty
from harmless bots"?
ActualSloth

When I play with Saatvik, the only hope I have for a comeback is jerking off
into a fan.
Ageless

Some babies were dropped on their heads but Saatvik was clearly thrown at a
wall.
Awesome Banana

I could swallow bullets and shit out a better spray than Saatvik.
Tempeh

"Why can't I take control of this bot?"
Arnold Shivajinagar

I'd say uninstall but he'd probably miss that too.
Bot Tom

If I was to commit suicide, I would jump from Saatvik's ego to his elo
killmetalcore

The only thing Saatvik has every carried in a game is the spike
Vasuwu

My dead dad has better aim than Saatvik. It only took him one bullet.
Saladass

Whenever I play with Saathvik, I would rather kill my sheep than trade with him.
DoctorJellyfish

If Saatvik were a Valorant agent, his ultimate ability would be solo queuing,
but guess what? He's never even activated it. Since Valorant dropped in 2020,
the only thing he's begged Riot for is to get rid of those stupid stationary
barrels that seem to have a personal vendetta against his headshots. His
therapist, in a desperate attempt to get him to engage with the real world,
suggested he try "body doubling" in events. So now he waddles alongside his
teammates in Valorant and CS, blocking their every move like it's an Olympic
sport. And don't get me started on the noise complaints from his neighbors.
Turns out, it wasn't some wild party or construction work keeping them up at
night. Nope, it was just Saatvik, painstakingly reloading after every two measly
bullets. Classic.
Nachi

If Catholics see Saatvik play, they'll start promoting Abortions
BullDawg



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