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For a few pennies a day, you could change the life of a Brooklyn Italian.  Your
donation will help put beer in his belly and weed in his bong.
 

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The money you donate today will forever change Lubrano's life by giving him
access to a COVID-19 vaccinne that is free of aborted fetuses and will make his
dick 3' long.
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Our scholarship program is designed to allow John Lubrano to learn truth from
lies, reality vs 'fake news'.  Scholarships will be used for subscriptions to
New York Times and Washington Post.
HOW DO WE HELP THEM?

Cries of help are often masked in bravado.
  
All throughout history, people have gone to extraordinary lengths to avoid
infections.
In the Middle Ages, it was common to douse oneself in “four thieves vinegar” – a
concoction of herbs brewed in cider vinegar – before leaving the house, as a way
of staving off the plague. Legend has it that a group of grave robbers invented
it to keep them safe. Eventually they were arrested, but the authorities agreed
to let them go in exchange for their secret recipe.
In 16th-Century Sardinia, things were a bit more sophisticated. The doctor
Quinto Tiberio Angelerio devised an ingenious method of social distancing, in
which “any person going out from home must carry a cane six spans long [the
distance measured by a human hand], and as long as the cane is, one must not
approach other people”. In his spookily prescient manual on the sanitary
measures to be taken during an outbreak in the city of Alghero, he also
recommended only one person per household venture out to do the shopping, and
urged his readers to be careful when shaking hands.
Other precautions adopted by our ancestors include toad-vomit lozenges,
developed by none other than the celebrated physicist Sir Isaac Newton during
the Black Death, and an alarmingly recent dental practise: in the 1940s, women
would routinely have all their teeth removed, just in case they ever went
septic. The preventative was so popular, it was often paid for as part of a
wedding gift, or for their 18th birthday. (Happy birthday, you now need
dentures!)
 


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Modern humans originated in Africa within the past 200,000 years. Homo erectus
is an extinct species of human that lived between 1.9 million and 135,000 years
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