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   WESTERN UNIVERSITY INVITES DAVID WOODERSON FROM “DAZED AND CONFUSED” TO SPEAK
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   WESTERN UNIVERSITY MANDATE 3 VACCINE SHOTS, 15 JAEGERMEISTER SHOTS
   
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   VILLAGE VIRGIN SICK OF DONATING BLOOD TO EVERY RITUAL SACRIFICE
   
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   TORTORELLA CONVENES PRESS CONFERENCE TO TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH HE HATES PRESS
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   MEETING ON GROCERY PRICES STALLS AS CEOS SEND TRUDEAU TO SELF-SERVE
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   TO COMBAT SELF-CHECKOUT THEFT, STORES EXPERIMENTING WITH NEW HUMAN CASHIER
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   READ OUR LETTER THREATENING TO SUE MARK ZUCKERBERG

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   NEW CHAPPELLE SPECIAL SEARING HOURLONG TAKEDOWN OF TRANS CASHIER WHO FORGOT
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   EDITORIAL: WITHOUT MORE FUNDING, HOW CAN CBC SUPPORT ORIGINAL CANADIAN
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   AUDIENCE AT SHAKESPEARE PLAY GUESSES SOLILOQUY MEANS “HE’S UPSET ABOUT
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   BOY REALISES THE MAGIC REALLY WAS IN THAT AMULET AND NOT INSIDE HIM IN THE
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   LUXURY PORTA-POTTY INCLUDES CHEMICAL BIDET
   
   HERO DRIVER TAPS LIGHTLY ON BRAKES BEFORE PLOWING INTO CYCLIST
   
   MAN SAVES YEARS OF ACCUMULATED TIME BY REFERRING TO 7-ELEVEN AS “SEV”
   
   MAN USES REMAINDER OF YEAR’S HEALTH BENEFITS ON HALF-A-DOZEN VASECTOMIES
   
   AUNT RUTH REGIFTS YOU COVID INFECTION YOU GAVE HER LAST YEAR
   
   ASSHOLE OVERUSING PERFUME HAS TEMERITY TO BE OFFENDED AT YOU HOLDING YOUR
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   EXPENSIVE THERAPIST MAKES HIGHER QUALITY “MMMM” SOUNDS
   
   EDITORIAL: WOMEN MUST DATE UNPLEASANT MEN, AND WE’RE NOT JUST SAYING THAT
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   YOU FUCKING LEAFS FANS STILL THINK I’M THE WORST DEFENCEMAN YOU’VE EVER SEEN?
   
   IS BUFFY STE MARIE ACTUALLY INDIGENOUS? SIX EXTREMELY WHITE PEOPLE WEIGH IN
   
   EDITORIAL: WHY I’M NOT LETTING MY KIDS USE SOCIAL MEDIA EXCEPT THE YOUTUBE
   CHANNEL THEY STAR IN THAT PAYS OUR MORTGAGE
   
   CHILD ABUSE? THIS BABY IS WEARING JEANS
   
   TODDLER GUZZLING BATHWATER LIKE NERO AT BACCHANAL IN WANING DAYS OF ROMAN
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   5 TIPS FOR BETTING ON NHL PRESEASON GAMES WHILE YOUR WHINY CHILDREN BEG YOU
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   EDITORIAL: WHY I’M NOT LETTING MY KIDS USE SOCIAL MEDIA EXCEPT THE YOUTUBE
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   86% OF AUGUST E-MAIL TRAFFIC JUST DUELLING OUT-OF-OFFICE MESSAGES
   
   2014 CANADIAN FEDERAL BUDGET PREVIEW
   
   MOST FREQUENT LIES FOUND ON ONLINE DATING PROFILES
   
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   YOU MAGICALLY TURNED INTO A BUG! CAN YOU LIVE A HAPPY AND FULFILLING LIFE?
   
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   QUIZ: SHOULD YOU WATCH BARBIE, OPPENHEIMER OR 2008 CANADIAN WWI DRAMA
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   QUIZ: WHO SHOULD YOU VOTE FOR IN TORONTO’S MAYORAL RACE
   
   QUIZ: WHO SHOULD YOU VOTE FOR IN THE ALBERTA PROVINCIAL ELECTION
   
   QUIZ: IS IT A PYRAMID SCHEME OR JUST A REGULAR CULT?
   
   FREE SPEECH CHAMPIONS EXPLAIN WHY IT’S OK THAT PEOPLE ARE BEING CANCELLED FOR
   CRITICIZING ISRAEL
   
   CONSERVATIVES EXPLAIN WHY PIERRE POILIEVRE ATTACKING ‘GLOBALIST ELITES’ ISN’T
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   LIBERALS EXPLAIN WHY THEY CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT THE HOUSING CRISIS
   
   CANADIANS REACT TO PIERRE POILIEVRE’S “SEXY” MAKEOVER
   
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MAN USES REMAINDER OF YEAR’S HEALTH BENEFITS ON HALF-A-DOZEN VASECTOMIES

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STUDY SHOWS HUMANS SWALLOW AVERAGE OF 47,980 SPIDERS A YEAR EACH DUE TO SAMPLE’S
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