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31Jul2023


HAIL HYDRA! HYDRAFACIAL

by Valeisky

So age has been getting to me, nothing negative nor positive, just that it has
beckoned me to embark on new paths, new routines, new habits.

Been taking extra care of my skin; well my body’s certainly extremely pleased
with that. For all the beauty queens, I am sure PRP is a very familiar word. PRP
on my skin has shown incredible results. However the downtime is crazy. Not to
mention, for someone with a crazy high pain tolerance, I rate the pain 6 out of
10. Which means, it’s enough to make a grown man cry.

The multiple injections that penetrate your pores, filled with certain goodies
like anti acne, anti scarring boosters, hurt more than your average PRP.

So, the gory details aside, I have been doing Hydrafacial as well. Now, I am
here to talk about Hydrafacial because remember how we all used to go mad for
水光针 , Skin boosters. I tried Rejuran as well which is bloody expensive, and the
shine goes away in like… 3 days? (NOT WORTH THE PAIN!)

–

Hydrafacial is my new obsession. Its virtually painless, you get free face and
head/neck/shoulder massage which is soooooo soothing and good. The Aunty in me
is very pleased. Facial + Aesthetic glow up w/o needles + massage. 3 in 1.
bruhhhhhh.

I did some research, and apparently in SG, only a few clinics use the Authentic
brand / Machine + devices and treatment lotions. Hence, I went to visit one of
the clinics which supposedly provide the genuine one.

Due to its not too average price, its important that we find the Authentic OG
Hydrafacial cuz I have been to one too many self made Aesthetic clinics
(especially in Malaysia) who use random shits from taobao.

Not that I do not support them or am I out to start a fight. But for my long
term followers, yall know I have spent thousands on my skin, (enough to do
plastic surgery to look like Megan Fox already) so I simply rather splurge on
good quality stuff for my skin. For it to look like what it is RN, bro, I can
tell you I am damn proud of myself.


SO MY CHOICE PICK: YES SKIN MEDISPA





The clinic is new, and seems clean and bright. Which I absolutely adore. I do
not like the location that much however because it’s quite a distance to a
nearby MRT. YES I love taking trains during peak hours to avoid the jam.




The photo above is the Certificate of Authenticity and the bottles on the right
are part of the Original items used for the facial.

–

So ok I know people tend to read waaaaaay lesser than they used to with the rise
of Tiktok and reels. So ima just show you how my skin looks and a fast forward
of the entire process:






This damn photo reminds me of the matrix lmaoooooo. Anyway, the photo above is
actually taken after the entire process. Do you see how dewy my skin is?

The entire process:



–

The entire facial took about an hour ish. Which is great. Not too short that
makes you feel your money kena scammed but not so long that you cant fit it into
your busy work schedule.

I enjoyed the treatment, and I love that the rooms were clean and look pretty
luxurious.



And what I really like is they do not breathe down your necks and ask you to
sign up for ridiculous packages. The first trial is just 98 sgd which I think is
worth it. Even if you only go for the trial. LOL. (Ain’t nobody judgin bro)

Hope this post is helpful to whoever that is on an unsurmountable quest of
achieving glass skin/ mochi skin/ flawless skin whatever floats your boat.

I still need about 200 more sessions of PRP to finally get rid of my fugly acne
pits. Get back to work bitches.

–



–




glass skin, hydrafacial, hydrating mask, hydrating skin routine, mochi skin,
painless skin procedures, yes skin medispa
21Dec2022


CHRISTMAS WISHLIST

by

It has been a terrible year. But it has also been an amazing one. My boundaries
have been pushed to extreme edges. Not sure if I liked it that way, but I am
certainly looking forward to the new year. I want to carry the New changes with
me in a proud embrace; and work on making next year erupt with fireworks.

I dont think I’ll ever get to fulfil my wishlist this year due to all that crap
that has happened. But I will work towards it. Slowly… but surely..

1. 1 year’s supply of Vofina

Probiotics for women

Stress has been causing pH level down south to go haywire.. and doc mentioned
the long term usage of Yasmin will cause this side effect as well, but mentioned
its nothing serious. Found this vofina on the one care store and really want to
give it a try.

2. 6 months supply of nightshred and CLA from innosupps

I know it seems like im turning into some hipster vegan loving pills swallowing
Gwyneth Paltrow but trust me I still love my Macdonalds and pig trotters and
chicken skin so no worries there I haven’t joined the other side. Just that I
never had quality sleep since young and now that Im on the expressway to 40s its
really time I start watching my calories and organs and nightshred works like a
fucking miracle.



3. Iphone 14 Pro max, Space black, 256gb

Literally the most cliche and overpriced thing ever but I am too used to the
iphone. As much as I hate the poison Apple is feeding, I just cant seem to get
used to the clumsy interface of android phones.

4. ROG Strix G733Z-WLL140W

There’s no finer beauty on which i wish to play my sims5 on. Still waiting for
the game’s release. God damn. I have to say sims 1 is still the most amazing of
all time. I kind of wish EA will work on reviving it and bringing back the
elements of sims 1 that made it so enthralling.



5. A washer & dryer combo

There’s simply no better way to admit I have aged than to include a god damn
home appliance in my wishlist. Yes… this would really be the stuff dreams are
made of. A washing machine that also dries your clothing. Holy. Its definitely a
yes for somebody as lazy as me.

6. Two pairs of Chanel earrings

Decided their bags are overpriced and over used by China ktv girls so well let’s
just stick to the earrings.

7. L’occitane refills

My all time favorite. Always found it hard to choose between the delicious body
soaps. But Rose for the day and almond oil for the night will be my choice for
2023. Hoping that the year will be a bed of roses.



8. Dog adoption and a lizard pet

To complete my happy family

That concludes my simple wishlist for this year. Merry Christmas everyone. Once
I get my new laptop, i’ll be writing my stories again





26Jun2022


DESIRE IN DEPRAVITY.

by Valeisky

i whispered your name, as the sounds fall gently off my lips.
my palms are outstretched, as if awaiting,
a tender caress, to once again, warm the skin.
i stood still, not a single tear; for the agony superseded,
like a plague, incarcerate.
Ubiquitous, your presence, it haunts and yet delight.
I prayed for an end, like a waking dream
And yet, fate has us entwined.
Never had I, a desire so abysmal
it crept beneath my soul, marring every cell.
My broken mind, has blurred your face
for it too, could not deal with the torment.
a lasting remembrance, of you standing next to me,
the form of your shadow, it danced within my memory.
I reminisce, your fingers interlacing mine
bittersweet;
i need to leave you behind.

You, a desire in depravity, my nocturnal obsession.


14Mar2022


IT’S OK TO BE OK.

by Valeisky

I know, its a tribute to possibly one of my most favorite Korean Drama of all
time; It’s ok not to be ok

But today I am writing to tell myself (and quite possibly anyone reading who
needs this rn) that, it’s ok to be ok. Like, average. Like, feeling useless and
feeling like you have wasted your time and you know even if God gave you another
20 years to your lifespan you are never gonna become the next NFT millionaire.

The turning point of my life, it’s here.

Within the deep, somber crevice of a heart, fear crept up like unfurling
pythons, wrestling with my sanity. I have seen so many people, some who walk in
the shadow of others’ glory, for they are constantly making comparisons. Some
are always posting photos of their new sports car and million dollar achievement
on social media, Some are posting Memes. (Like me.) Some are still doing revenge
cheating on their partners. Some just bought HDB for singles. But I am not one
to judge others.

Because I am always judging myself. It’s easy to forget how to respect oneself
when insecurities and uncertainties stunt your vision. I keep trying to become a
better person and feeling like I did not. And I fall into a pattern of stress,
drinking due to stress, stressed because drinking makes me feel useless…. its a
cycle.

Today, I want to tell myself that, It’s ok.

At least I am still trying, and that I will keep trying until I see the change I
want to be. And it’s ok to be average. I don’t know how to play pool. I cannot
cycle to save my life. I suck at parallel parking. I don’t have what it takes to
be an entrepreneur. I am not an influencer. I hate to be a hustler. There are
lots of people talking shit about me because its easier to hate me than to
understand me.

It’s ok.

Last night, a friend B was telling me she felt like she was a Jack of all
trades, master of none. And she was the one who motivated me to write this post
because that was exactly what I felt like my entire life. I sure as hell know a
lot of shit, but am good at none of them to even generate a spark. No spark, no
fireworks. Just the dreary darkness.

But I told her, “Do you know that there is a next sentence to it?” No, she
answered.

Jack of all trades, master of none
But better than master of one.

(Yall doubting bitches go google it up, hahaha)

Today, I will tell myself it’s ok to be just average. I had plenty of fun in my
early adult years, and I have had the luxury to visit many places and taste a
lot of fine food. I have people who love me, friends who appreciate me. I had so
much more than others. There are still others who have way more than me, but
that’s ok. It’s ok because we all have the lives we have to lead.

It’s ok to feel lazy sometimes. It’s ok to go out and drink and feel like trash.
It’s ok to wake up and let realization hit you like a truck “Oh my god I am
still broke and unaccomplished.” It’s ok to have vices.

But most importantly we must always find the balance in every choice that we
make, and happiness in every second of the way. And let go of those around you
whom are the tendrils of your torment. It will hurt now, and sting for months,
but, YOU are worth it.



:>


13Feb2022


THIRTY AND AUNTIE RHYMES

by Valeisky

Hello everyone! My wishlist is up.
things have been really hectic.. sorry, and thank you for all of you who give me
reason to continue writing my wishlist HAHAHA. I am very blessed to have yall
:’)
Sorry for some of the ridiculous items on the wishlist. And also, my list is
getting shorter as the years go by. Age really does alot of things to a person
HAHA
And it’s also a wishlist for myself. Hoping one day I will be successful enough
to buy the dream items >:
I have been wanting to write a new prose, waiting for that random muse to hit
me.

Click on the pics to go directly to the website.
>Red items are taken
THANK YOU SO MUCH!


1. BATH ESSENTIALS

Intensive dmg repair bundle
Intensive dmg repair conditioner
Almond shower oil


2. TO TRY AND FREEZE TIME ON MY FACE.

SK II facial treatment essence, 230ml
SK II facial treatment masks


3. SPA MEMBERSHIP RENEWAL

Yunomori platinum member 1288 package



Yunomori is a fantastic onsen and spa. I have been to Gspa, Spa nes and trying
the new Joya soon, But I really love the authentic feel of Japan whenever I
visit Yunomori. Since my grandmother loves the onsen, I have been wanting to top
up this membership again since it comes with alot of perks to go platinum. And I
am happy they are offering a 5% off top up promo for birthday month perfect
timing.




4. POUCH FOR TRAVELLING

Chanel mini pouch

We have begun living with covid so I am really looking forward to travels again.
Chanel redesigned their website and now their product catalogue is fugly. Am
sure its to encourage us to just drop by the stores instead. I don’t like silver
toned hardware. Love the gold one. So Ima check out the store to see if they
have any in black and gold XD


5. A NEW COMPUTER

Rog strix scar 15

The LED screen on my current Monster of a laptop is dying. I am writing with two
annoying blue lines down the breadth of the screen

This laptop has served me well for the past few years. Asus ROG has certainly
impressed me much with the extremely good specs. The cooling system is the one
that really nailed it for me. The only thing I wish I changed was to not to
believe the pricey one meant it was the best. It however also comes along with
many sad and bad memories so I am hoping to leave them all behind.

So now I have decided to opt for one with AMD instead of i9, and I have always
been using a 17.3″ screen but I guess its time to downsize it to 15″ to make it
more portable. My current laptop weighs 6kg including the chargers. YES, IT
NEEDS TWO CHARGERS. I am definitely saving up in hopes to get a laptop before
sims 5 launches!
I know many people laugh it off when I say I need really good specs for this
“dumb ass” game as many would call it. But I have 25gb of custom downloads and
Sims 5 eats alot of RAM due to the high volume of stupid shit happening as you
move around in the game.



There’s only 1 instock left. So hopefully I will be able to pre order it since
the staggering price tag of 4.7k is pretty off putting atm HAHA.


6. BUY LUNCHES FOR FOREIGN WORKERS AT DORMITORIES.

I have no idea how to do it, I know its easier to just donate copious amounts of
money to charity or some person that’s in charge of em foreign workers but I
really want some hands on contribution because it is great to see them smile. If
anyone knows how to hook me up, please let me know!


7. AIRPODS

Apple airpods 3rd gen, engravement: VALEISKY

I would pretty much skip wearing earphones/ earpieces/ headphones whatever they
are because I find it slightly annoying to not hear your surroundings. But I
realised it’s inconsiderate to others, especially when I am travelling. Either I
disturb the pax sleeping beside me on a flight, or I watch the show just reading
the subtitles. I opted for the latter on the entire of my London flight, and
till now, have no idea how the main character sound cuz I have yet to complete
the rest of the episodes now that I am back home. :S

And imagine yelling out loud amid the noisy background, with the other party
trying to yell back at you, noise blasting through like 7th month getai during a
video call while I am out. God have I been doing that… feel like a legit aunty.


8. DINNER AT ODETTE

Have tried a few others since the last time it was on my wishlist, its crazy
hard to book and I just end up forgetting about it and finally, it’s been a
year. HAHAHA. Thanks covid, for speeding up my ageing process.

P.S. Tried JAG and I guess the food is too organic and healthy for me. Felt like
a goat chowing on freshly mown grass served on beautiful designer plates. It’s
just my problem tho.


9. BE A SWAN PRINCESS

Dazzling swan earrings
Freaking cute matchy matchy earrings


10. MY DREAM BAG

35 birkin, Jaune de Naples Yellow



I will get there one day. Been putting it off for a long time, because I need to
use the money for bigger priorities in life

Thank you guys for looking through my boring lil list. Gracias muchas, Buenas
noches.


26Aug2021


DIET… OR DIE? S:

by Valeisky


HELLO GUYS!

(25th Aug) I just took my second jab. And (I hope) same as everyone else, I have
been really spending my lockdown days drinking lots of beer, MOSTLY due to the
hot weather, and also because; I mean – Its lockdown right?!?!! Just get high
and pass time!!!

I have been doing tabata (JORDAN YEOH MY MAN) once every two days, but since we
are not allowed to exercise nor drink after jabbing, I was just thinking hmmmmmm
welll…..

Don’t ask me why but my mf stupid ass thought WELL HEY, WHY NOT TRY TO EAT SALAD
EVERY DAY FOR FUN? SEE IF U CAN BECOME A STICK #EAT CLEAN #ATTAIN ENLIGHTENMENT.

So, here we are.


I AM HERE TO RECORD MY DIETING PROCESS.

If you can’t diet with me, at least.. read and DIE with me!!!!

Foreword: Not counting highschool and the two sad relationships I had that made
me lose alot of weight, I have always been about 52-54kgs. And being in
lockdown, despite the Mcdonalds suppers and beer, I was also hovering around
51-53kgs.

But here’s the thing – Last year, I had a super bad case of TONSILLITIS. I was
on antibiotics for 5 days, and as you can imagine, I couldn’t eat, nor speak. I
was about 53kgs then when I came down with it. At the end of 5 days, my weight
dropped to 49kgs.



.

So this photo was when I was about 47kgs. I looked super good in the photos, but
not so much IRL. Everyone asked me if I had cancer. What the fuck.

OK. But, It’s always good to try new things right? So here we go!!!

.

.


DAY 1



Brunch: 2 eggs, scrambled. Sautéed mushrooms, plain broccoli. (eggs and
mushrooms in just olive oil)

.





.

Tea time: BOOST. (Vit c ensemble, consists of orange & ginger)

capitaland.com





















.

Dinner: Salad. Dressing was > Olive oil, Lemon, salt & pepper. Some soup. 1
piece of chicken from a soup.





.

Supper: 1 small bowl of herbal soup. 1 spoonful of chocolate cake.

.

.

What I felt: I felt like I was going to die. I took the dinner at about 7pm,
really devoured it. Felt hungry at 9pm. Stomach was growling and I felt slightly
dizzy. If It wasn’t for the spoonful of chocolate cake I would have gone to the
other side. I was that desperate to not think of food that I took my sleeping
aid supplement earlier and went to bed by 11pm. (I usually sleep at around 2)

.

.


DAY 2

BF: Small bowl of cereal w full fat milk

.





.

Lunch: 8 slices of sashimi, 5 strands of yuzu udon noodles.

.

Tea time: Fruit punch flavored vitamin water

img from coca-cola.com.sg

.

Dinner: Salad w flaked salmon. Dressing was thai style > Fish sauce, some sugar,
lime, olive oil, salt & pepper.

(THE REASON why i don’t have pic of this is because I was so fucking hungry i
forgot to snap a photo)

.

Supper: Greek yoghurt with healthy muesli.



.

What I felt: I was sluggish the entire day. I wasn’t able to string my words
properly and I constantly felt this supermassive blackhole of a stomach trying
to devour my own innards. The only time I perked up and managed to talk with
strength was meal time.

.

.


DAY 3

BF: Small bowl of cereal w milk





.

Lunch: Salad w. Smoked salmon (3 pcs), and ham (1 pc)
>> My vicious dad cooked irresistible tempura prawns at this point. I WAS A
FUCKING WEAKLING AND ATE 1.



.

Dinner: Steamed Salmon w. broccoli and cherry tomatoes.

SORRY OMG I FORGOT THE PIC AGAIN

.

What I felt: I was starting to feel like a kid locked out of Candyland and
although I behaved normally and wasn’t in a bad mood or anything (I was still
cheery) the feeling of emptiness in my stomach wouldn’t go away. It’s like I was
full from the food, but the hunger plagues you again in about an hour after
mealtime. I totally got how Edward Cullen felt when he told Bella his family of
vampires don’t feed on human blood, but barely sustain themselves on animals.



.

YES. I FELT LIKE THAT. It was a sad sad feeling… knowing you will never be fully
satisfied… Knowing you are living every second not fully contented.

And let’s not forget, dear dad asked me to buy OCK curry puff during tea time
for him. WALAO EH. I ALMOST; ALMOST!!!! Bought a spring roll for myself because
FUCK DIET. But, good lord. I held back.

LIFE.

.




I’M DYING.

SEND HELP.

IT’S 10pm. IM DYING. My stomach is trying to eat itself.

.

Maybe I should just sleep. Bye

.


DAY 4

BF: Salad w. Smoked salmon (3 pieces) and ham (1 slice)



.

Lunch: Greek yoghurt with muesli



.

Tea time: Fruit punch flavored vitamin water

img from coca-cola.com.sg

.



Dinner: Broccoli salad with Salmon sashimi
>>> Took 5 pieces of abalone slices from my sister. Because.. why the fuck not
right.



.

What I felt: I was starting to doubt my very existence. I felt lighter, but at
the same time my heart was heavier. (So melancholic bruh) I had no strength to
lift the pan nor open the fridge door. The urge to purchase a large cheesy pizza
on the way home just now was super strong. I literally had to stand outside
Pizza Express fighting myself for 1 min.

IM TELLING YOU BRO I MAY HAVE NOTHING BUT I’VE GOT

D
I
S
C
I
P
L
I
N
E


*Inserts manical laughter*

Seriously I have been waking early for the past few days ever since the diet.
It’s like as though my stomach became a natural alarm clock and tried to make me
wake up so I could feed. I am a sad, pathetic human loving vampire. May I also
add, that my period started since Day 3. DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS. It means I
need more food. I need more nutrients. I am almost 3/4 in my grave. I am a
flower wilting in autumn. My petals are bidding me a sorrowful goodbye.

At 9pm, I felt very dizzy. I couldn’t maintain my train of thoughts. I felt
floaty like my fucking brain was on morphine. I couldn’t even complete my
sentences in the middle of an argument.

After the dizzy spell, I did not feel the hunger pangs again. Not sure why.
Maybe my body has switched to conservational mode and thought I am going through
an apocalypse.

.

.


DAY 5

BF: Greek yoghurt w muesli





.

Lunch: MY AHMA cooked so I definitely wouldn’t pass on this one. I had a small
chunk of fried fish, some veg, and 1 big bowl of soup.

.

Tea time: Red date with longan drink. No sugar.

.

Dinner: Salad w smoked salmon bits



.

Supper: IT WAS FRIDAY!!!! ALCOHOL ON FRIDAY!!! 3 Cans of beer. 330ml x 3.



.

How I felt: I was starting to get used to the “healthy” food and eating lesser.
Even for lunch, I was able to limit myself (Despite the delicious homecooked
food in front of me) to be only 60% full. The trick I did was to kiap 1 strand
of veg each time and chew many times on that one strand to trick myself to think
I’m actually chewing on alot. Fucking pathetic.

.

.


DAY 6

BF: Half a bowl of cereal with milk. 3 mouthfuls of meepok (Dad bought despite
me screaming loudly about dieting. Guess he’s worried about me dying in my sleep
from starvation)

.

Skipped lunch. Felt guilty about the beers the night before.



.

Tea time: Small small bowl of salad greens with 2 small pieces of braised duck.
1 small glass of bird nest, low sugar.

>>My stomach was crying at this point. It was salivating for the duck rice I
bought for YJ and tried to persuade me to reach for another slice of duck by
flipping and churning but I fought the temptation. I barely dressed the salad.
The scarce few drops of lemon & olive oil did not work in my favor. It tasted
like freshly mown grass. :<

freemalaysiatoday.com

.

4pm: My stomach is literally an orchestral of churns and epic growls.


BUT I WAIT.


IT’S GONNA BE WORTH IT.

.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dinner: MAC CRISPY. 1 drum, 1/2 a thigh. Few fries, and small bowl of salad.

CHEAAAAAAAAAAAT DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

mcdonalds.com.sg























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DAY 7:

Brunch: 2eggs scrambled, boiled garlic sausage, and a small side of salad.





.

Tea time: Half a cup of BOOST (Mango tango)

capitaland.com

.

.

Dinner: Small bowl of clear soup with veg, some stir fried veg and meat.

.

Supper: Few sips of beer, small bowl of cereal with milk

.

.


DAY 8:

BF: Small bowl of Greek yoghurt with muesli & some honey. (I did not finish my
meal)



.

Lunch: Subway wrap, roasted chicken breast with honey mustard + add on ham

Luxurious af i know. hahahaha





.

Tea time: Small bowl of broccoli soup



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Dinner: Salad AGAIN O.o



.

EH HELLO MY WEIGHT WAS STILL THE SAME. AND I CANNOT TAKE IT ANYMORE. Looking
back at this post as current date of writing, I wonder what demon possessed me.


THE WEEK AFTER…..


GOODBYE DIET. HAHAHA.

Spent 1 week revenge drinking but DON’T WORRY my stomach is unable to stomach
(haha lame) binge eating so we are still good here comrades!!!

I decided to fuck it and just run la.

Running is good. But not if you are running away from something (like Sadako)
Running for something is great (like charity marathon). Running with something
is fantastic (like your dog). Running to something is… situational? (wouldn’t be
good if you are running to the god damn toilet) BUT RUNNING?

JUST PLAIN OL RUNNING? At the FUCKING PCN with all the crazy enthu people and
their airpods? Oh my god.

I don’t know where my determination came from. Probably stemmed from my mid life
crisis.

.


ANYWAY SO UPDATE HERE:

Started running on the 3rd week, three times a week LOL I swear the smell of
perspiration from the guys running there is enough to make my grandfather wake
up from his coffin.



The worst thing? I cannot overtake them cuz I am a slow stupid fuck so I have to
endure the stench all the way… jesus fucking christ.



(26th Aug) It’s the fourth week now :”) Woke up at 7.15am to think about my
wretched life. Anyway, I am working on a collection of short stories, and I pray
to the God of inspo to bless me through writing all of them. I am currently on
the second story now and I really enjoyed the visuals in my head. Here’s the
start of the story, let me know what you think.

I am intending to publish it as an online book for purchase, so if you look
forward to supporting me please do let me know. Your encouragement will really
help to spur me on!

It’s going to be Rated because there’ll be alot of sex.

.


*TITLE HAS TO BE HIDDEN AS ITS A SURPRISE LMAO*

The palette was gold, amber and a creamy yellow. The leaves fell like quiet
snow. There was a shy wind, and it too mourned. She placed the hydrangeas
against the stone. The petals were pink like the flush on her tear-stricken
cheeks, and purple, like the color of her brother’s lips.

There was nobody else on the mourning ground. As it always was, her entire life.
But Julia had him before. She sighed a forlorn breath and turned to leave. The
ground was wet with sorrow. Pitter patter. Her footsteps echoed the countless
deaths, like a doorbell of the netherworld. One could not say she was a curse
however, just unlucky.



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10Jun2021


STICKY CONUNDRUM.

by Valeisky

You, you. I have so many questions for you.
Tears ran dry and the heart stood still.
5 years down the road, but the feelings still linger
like the smell of textbooks and a nervous first grader.


Yes I know, you can take the pain
You can take the memories fucking up your brain.
Then spend the days in a withered daze,
cut up, mangled and yet unfazed.

I ponder, I wonder,
what’s the science of blood fed torture.
Not a fiber weaker, not a sinew thinner,
but this barren pasture, not a slight bit greener.

What a beauty, a lovelorn heart,
no shining beacon in the shrouding dark.
Was it the lost love that kept you clinging,
or the beguiling pain that felt good stinging?

Conundrum.

.


1Mar2021


BUTTER NOT SCARE ME LIKE THIS.

by Valeisky


IT’S THE FIRST DAY OF MARCH 2021.

Everybody. It has been approximately 1 year since I last travelled, since WE
last travelled. I don’t know where my passport is. My luggage has mold growing
on it. (like, for real)

I don’t know what I am doing with my life. >: (

But one thing I do know is I have checked this particular dining experience off
my wishlist:


JAAN, BY KIRK WESTAWAY.

I am not a food critic, nor do I want to come across as a pissy, hissy sissy
hiding at the back of her screen and judging chefs for their work when I can’t
even _foodscience_

Just here to share some of the pics with you and include what I felt about them.



The view is gorgeous, but only if you manage to get seated by the window lol.
Else you’d just be staring at every other table in a pretentious awkward silence
that is usually present in these atas fine dining places.





So dinner’s about 238++ per pax, we had ours with a very delicious champagne.
(Stellar at 1-altitude is about 150++ per pax)





The starters, 4 interesting and artsy looking pieces lay before us. The tomato
cloud (from the bottom) was sweet due to the meringue that is supposedly the
“cloud”. I did not like it, maybe because it was sweet and being hungry, I was
kinda hoping for something savory or sour to whet my taste buds.

Fish and chips was slightly soggy and hard. I expected a crunch but there
wasn’t. Whatever is wrapped inside felt really strange. LOL. Erm. Some kind of
mashed up fish that has been left in the fridge and gone stale.

Cheddar cheese ball was okay, cheese was aromatic but the ball was quite dry. I
guess its because it has been made and left to cool for a long time.

Goose mousse was the best. Savory, rich and well flavored. Tart base was crunchy
and thin.





Leek and potato soup. This was well done! Good balance of flavors. Rich and
creamy without leaving that “Gelat” feeling afterwards. Bread given was some
onion bread that pairs excellently with the soup.





This is the bread and butter offered. The butter is sourced from the Chef’s
hometown that is hand churned by the farmer. The bread is served on hay.. I get
that these smells are supposed to evoke the feel of countryside living. But the
smell of the hay was very apparent in the bread and I could not get past half a
slice. The butter tasted like, butter. I am not sure what I was expecting
either. But it made me think about the potato bread & butter served at ALMA’s,
that was really unforgettable.





Gotta admit firsthand, I do not like artichoke. This dish did not make me grow
to like artichoke either. Everything together was really weird, I was starting
to wonder whether I was the weird one. The goat’s curd had no real role on the
plate to bind the items together except that it was saucy. I could get the
“grassiness” of the artichoke, and hence I drenched em in the curd. And I bit
into the decorative green leaf together with a big bite of artichoke but it felt
like I was a cow chowing away at the grassy plains. I did not finish my plate.
Ham was ok so I finished that up along with the curd.



close up





This was the only course I finished and which I really liked. It was flavorful
and well paired. The brioche or whatever toast they gave was very dry. I only
took a bite.





It was a beautifully presented dish. But it felt very rich and creamy (I guess
cuz of butter) or perhaps the past two dishes have already been quite rich as
well. Everything was starting to taste similar (LOL i think its just me) but I
found it a chore to work through the fish. I found myself trying to avoid the
sauce but the fish was too flaky and dry without the sauce. Did not finish.





I did finish the langoustine, it was fresh and cooked to the right timing.
However, the “buttery” taste was also evident in the sauce of this dish and I
just could not bring myself to indulge in it even though I am really a big fan
of soups and sauces. (Usually lap everything up) The other items did not really
leave a lasting impression on me. Especially the wispy pieces of what seemed
like potato or idk starchy things that stayed unfavorably in my mouth.





Pigeon. This was probably the worst course for me. And it wasn’t because i am
not GAME for game (haha punny) Cuz I do eat gamey foods. Its just that at this
part of the dinner, I think I have already had enough butter/cream in my body to
make a 10 pound buttercake.

This dish was completely swimming in that same buttery taste. (The brown sauce)
The meat was made to be tender and lovely, but in order to cover the gamey
taste, YOU NEED to pair it with the sauce. But oh fuck I couldn’t bring myself
to do it. Like legit 101% gelat already. And that slice of veg thingy on the
right hand side, kinda felt like expired and unseasoned saukeraut or just badly
cooked cabbage drenched in butter.

(The menu guide wrote “Hipsy cabbage” And tbh I have no fucking idea if it meant
like “drenched in alcohol” or perhaps its a fusion of hipster with ??? Gypsy?)
Maybe its a dish that is popular in certain Angmoh countries. OMG i hate to
sound ignorant but really!!!!!! Why is everything soaked in butter???

PS. I love butter. I eat butter like a snack. So how was this even possible?

Dessert. GUESS WHAT. BUTTER ICECREAM!!!



This is the one on the menu, pear turnover with BROWN BUTTER ICE CREAM. jesus
fucking christ. Ima become lactose intolerant soon.



Finally no more butter. This is a palate cleanser. It was a special item that
highlighted the Chef’s creative remake of RIBENA.

I slurped up the sour sorbet. BUT u know what. the flowers were too much and it
felt like I was a cow chowing down at a florist shop so I couldn’t finish it.





Petit four to end. I couldn’t squeeze anything into my stomach by then except
for the brown balls on the left. That was tasty.



My thoughts: I think the ingredients and presentation of everything was
impeccable but I have to say the cooking style is not something that agrees with
my palate. Everything had the same repetitive buttery note that was starting to
weigh down on my tongue which grew desperate for anything sharp to jerk me back
to senses. (Sour, spicy, bitter, I dont know. Just something.) So it may be
somewhat of a bias review.



Just be ded…..

Well I do have a few more reviews up soon and Guess what I am eagerly
anticipating?? ODETTE!!! It’s on my birthday wishlist but they are so terribly
full till March So I will wait patiently and take lots of pics for you guys.



Thank you to all of you who have celebrated with me or given me presents or
birthday wishes. I have reached a milestone in my life (Big 3 omg) and I am
looking forward to moving on with the newfound epiphany and a contented heart.



See you soon!


25Jan2021


30, PROMISES TO MYSELF.

by Valeisky

I know last year flew by for everyone, some of which, including me, has
absolutely no idea what has happened and it seemed just like yesterday when we
were still making our holiday plans.

And yet, for some people, they became either millionaires or got bankrupt in
that split second. Alot of things have happened to me, I lost a friend whom I
thought was going to be there as my bridesmaid and gained plenty of lessons
learnt instead.

I lost quite abit of hard earned money lending to friends who took advantage of
me. I know im never gonna get it back. In fact I still have an outstanding debt
to clear. But just as the friend who loaned me the cash when I needed help and
is still giving me grace for it, I wish to pass on the same kindness to others.
I hope the money I have “given” has aided them in their moment of desperation.

But I have hit epiphany. Through all the crazy months last year. I am thankful
for everything that has led to this precious moment where it all dawned onto me.
Its a true revelation. Everything happens for a reason




BIRTHDAY WISHLIST

*Special shoutout to those of you who have been asking me for “hints” because
you want to get me something. I am really touched.

But this wishlist is just a random compilation of things I need and things I can
only get in my dreams. HAHA.

*Strikeout means taken by someone!* thank you all for being so nice to me

1. CLIC H BRACELET IN ORANGE


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2. HERMES BIRKIN 30 IN YELLOW OR ORANGE

> On my bucket list!!!! I need to save up and get this for myself. I wanted to
> do it this year. But I guess its the age – I rather spend it on my future
> house So this can only be a dream


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3. AUTHENTIC APPLE USB C DIGITAL AV MULTIPORT ADAPTER




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4. CHANEL LAMBSKIN BLACK WALLET ON CHAIN


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5. CHANEL NEW SEASON LAMBSKIN FLAP BAG IN YELLOW

> Wa chanel y u do this to me. All my favorite colours!!! Tonight go sleep,
> dream harder.


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6. AESOP , YOU & YOUR DOG DUO (ONLINE PURCHASE)

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7. ABSOLUTE ON MY BUCKET’S LIST HAHAHA CARTIER LOVE BRACELET, HALF DIAMONDS,
YELLOW GOLD.

> Maybe next life.




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8. CARTIER LOVE NECKLACE, 2 DIAMONDS, IN ROSE GOLD

> Maybe my next next life


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9. MUJI ORGANIC COTTON WAFFLE BATH TOWELS ECRU, 70*140CM X3 PIECES

> Age, Age, Age. FOR MY FUTURE HOUSEEEE. This towel damn good


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10. MUJI ESSENTIAL OILS IN REFRESHING BLEND, AND EUCALPYTUS, 30 ML




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11. EU YAN SANG IMPERIAL GOLDEN BIRDNEST (CONCENTRATED) W. REDUCED SUGAR

> CNY GOT DISCOUNT!!!


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12. 3D2N INTERCONTINENTAL PAWFECT STAYCATION IN THE HERITAGE SUITE

> CELEBRATE BIRTHDAY WITH LYCAN!!! His birthday is 12 feb hehehe


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13. DINNER AT ODETTE

> They are super full walao… earliest is March


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14. SIGNATURE DINNER AT SKAI




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15. 400$ CREDITS FOR MY NAIL SALON




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16. LOVE BONITO ALYDNA LACE TRIM CAMI SLIP DRESS IN BLUSH, M



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17. GUCCI BEV HILLS T-SHIRT IN S




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18. LV NEVERFULL MM MONOGRAM BAG IN CHERRY




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19. LV ONTHEGO MM TOURETTE




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20. LV VANITY PM IN MONOGRAM




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21. LV ALMA BB




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22. SHOPEE PORTABLE DISCO LIGHTS !!!

https://shopee.sg/product/34684183/6626433941

this one so pretty!


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23. 300$ GRAB CREDITS.

> Literally the most practical.


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24. PANDORAS SPARKLING CROWN STUD EARRINGS




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25. PANDORA PINK SPARKLING CROWN SOLITAIRE RING (56)




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26. I WANT A HOUSE SO BADLY. 5 ROOM AT TENGAH SEEMS GUUD

> LOLOL but lazy to wait 5 years sia




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27. IPHONE 12 PRO MAX 256GB SILVER




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28. APPLE PENCIL 2ND GEN




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29. COLOUR, ROOT HAIR PERM + TREATMENT AT JERIC’S SALON

> Super neeed!!




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30. LOL RAN OUT OF THINGS TO PUT, HOW ABOUT MY DREAM CAR




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.

I am happy where I am right now, and to be surrounded with both new and old
friends and family,


AND THANKS TO ALL OF YOU WHO SUPPORTED ME BY BUYING MY CHILLI!!!


SPECIAL SHOUTOUT TO HTTP://WWW.JOOHWAFOOD.COM.SG FOR FEATURING MY STEAMBOAT
CHILLI. THEY ARE DOING A PROMOTION RIGHT NOW AND YOU MAY WANT TO CHECK IT OUT.

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Till then, take care guys! I will be coming up with a food review on Jaan soon!

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1Dec2020


A BLOODY RED CHRISTMAS

by Valeisky

The entire world is seeing red amid this pandemic. The nurses at the hospital
are seeing red. Small businesses are seeing red. Families spending more time at
home are seeing red.

It’s a bloody, messy, scary Christmas.

I hope people will still find it within their hearts to have a little faith.
Stay strong!

Once the big players in the society are done screwing us over all for playing
their rich men’s game, they can finally put an end to everyone’s misery by
giving us the cure.

At least, we should still try to have a good Christmas, and make an all new,
refurbished, re edited New year resolutions for 2021.

Well good Christ, it seemed like just yesterday when we penned down our 2020
resolutions, did we not?

I, as like most of everyone else, did not have a good year. But I am lucky to be
more fortunate than those who are really suffering. I made a few contributions
to charity and was actually pleasantly surprised to read about the great and
fantastic people out there who went the extra mile to help the needy.

 * 


2020 CHRISTMAS WISHLIST

This year suck so much that the quote “Go sell ass” don’t even work anymore.

 1. Dine at Jaan, by Kirk Westaway

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2. Platinum membership at the Yunomori onsen & spa

 * 

3. 1 session of Rejuran + Venus Viva laser at Aeon Aesthetics

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4. iPad Pro w. stylus

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5. 916 gold Cartier inspired bangle

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6. 2 copies of 2021 sumikko gurashi large hanging wall calendar!


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7. Typo A5 buffalo notebook in pretty pastel colour

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8. 400$ top-up Nail package at my usual salon

 * 

9. Hit 100 orders for my Very Tasty Steamboat Chilli XD

 * 

10. Have dinner at Syohachi Yakiniku!

 * 

11. Selected gourmet items from FAVE FINE FOOD!

Tartufi Morra White Truffle Oil Hokkaido Jumbo frozen scallops 14/16 Seaweed
butter from Le beurre bordier
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12. TWG Geisha Blossom Tea and Silvermoon Tea

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13. A bunch of good quality thick black hair ties

can’t fucking find good ones which wouldn’t split open ffs

14. High Tea at SKAI

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15. Covid to end by early next year.


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Take good care everyone and let’s work hard for a better year in 2021







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