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FRIEND WHO SENT LINK TO 8-MINUTE YOUTUBE VIDEO MUST BE FUCKING DELUSIONAL

PublishedMay 15, 2013


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SALEM, OR—Sources confirmed that local man Paul Gallagher emailed friends a link
to an eight-minute-long YouTube video Wednesday, evidently experiencing some
kind of psychotic break that left him deluded enough to believe people would
want to watch the whole goddamned thing. “Is he out of his fucking mind?” link
recipient Stephen Dunstable said after reading the email’s instruction to “be
sure to watch all the way to the end.” “Because he’d have to be clinically
insane to think anyone would sit through a video that long. Three or four
minutes would be crazy enough—but eight? And the asshole doesn’t even tell us
what point we should cue it up to if we just want to watch the best part. I
honestly don’t know what planet this guy is living on.” Later on, while
procrastinating at work, Dunstable reportedly watched the video in its entirety
and admitted it was “actually kind of good.”

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