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The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!god2023-09-08T03:28:41-04:00

After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his
butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has
not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just
that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God
to hang out with his fellow deities.

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After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his
butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has
not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just
that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God
to hang out with his fellow deities.

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GOD

God is the Chief Executive Officer (CEO) and Chairman of GodCo. God also is the
host of The God Pod. God really likes sacrificial lamb and smoking weed, which
he personally created. God can fly, teleport, has super strength, and can shoot
lasers beams from his eyes. That said, his powers have been failing lately.
God’s best superpower is his ability to bullshit his way out of any situation.



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JESUS

Jesus Christ is the Chief Operating Officer (COO) at GodCo. Essentially, he’s a
powerless figurehead, but God often uses him as a scapegoat. Jesus likes things
like Dominoes Pizza and the show ‘Friends.’ Jesus really likes making and
drinking his own wine, which is about as good as box-wine. Jesus can heal
wounds, run across water, make a little bread into a lot of bread, make a few
fish into many fish, do basic carpentry tasks, flip tables, replace tablecloths,
and turn water into wine. Jesus also has ripped abs and is in peak physical
condition. These superpowers might seem like party tricks compared to what God
can do, and you’re right, they are. But perhaps Jesus’ best superpower is his
capacity for love and forgiveness. Jesus provides leadership and heroism to a
world that sorely needs it.



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MARY MAGDALENE

Mary Magdalene (or Mary Mags for short) is the head of Human Resources at GodCo.
Although she is the only member of her department, she takes her job very
seriously. She spends most of her days documenting all the things God does
wrong.



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MOSES

Moses is the Chief Technology Officer (CTO) at GodCo. Basically, this means
Moses is responsible for all the technology and hardware that GodCo uses. The
only problem there is Moses is bad with computers and suffers from dementia.



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SATAN

Satan is CEO and Chairman of Hell, Inc. Getting millions of downloads a month,
Satan is also host of the #1 ranked podcast / YouTube show in the world. The
Satan Show always keeps it spicy, featuring conspiracy theorists and
anti-science doctors. Sometimes Satan brings on a fascist dictator or two in the
interest of giving equal time to ‘both sides.’ Satan recently scored a huge deal
with Spotify. Satan also recently starred in a Match.com commercial, he’s got a
hit show on Netflix, and he’s always busy with his work in politics. Satan
always has a lot of pokers in the fire.

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