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YEAH DO IT!</button></div>
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style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'Lucida Sans', Tahoma, sans-serif;">“Just when I think your stories can't get any better, they do!”
- Jennie Rose</span></p>
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style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'Lucida Sans', Tahoma, sans-serif; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">"Your stories are the highlights of my day, week, month and year lol, I love hearing
of the antics you got up to x." - Sharon M</span></p>
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"I LOVE RECEIVING YOUR EMAILS 😆 SO PLEASE KEEP THEM COMING, THEY KEEP ME
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TIME AND I WAS UPDATED ON EACH STEP. 10/10 I WOULD ORDER AGAIN.” - DION HUGHES,
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WHY?
With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an
escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.
Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself,
and have a laugh.
My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that
we’re not designed to live like this.
We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing
something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.
And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not
to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of
offending someone.
If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.
Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.
And help your friends do the same!
HOW MUCH OUR CUSTOMERS LOVE US
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Very funny adding a bit of class to my table. Dan is a great person it's like
having a friend with gossip and a laugh. Great value for money on all his bits.
Nicola Mulraine
Funny Wine Bottle Labels (x2) - Jus De La Bum Grapes
15/03/2024
Blow job candle and card.
Amazing quality. Very quick delivery. Packaged perfectly. Will 10000% be
ordering from you again! X
Sophie Warner
Funny Valentine's Day Anniversary Candle - Light Me When You Want A Blowjob
21/02/2024
Cards
Great items. Really fast delivery and great service. I will definitely order
again. Thanks
Michael
Funny Valentine's Day Anniversary Card - Blowjobs
16/02/2024
Blowjob candle
Absolutely amazing service, nice and clean. Also I contacted him for customer
care reasons and this was very quick response I highly recommend all services
from this site x
Charlie Turner
Funny Valentine's Day Anniversary Candle - Light Me When You Want A Blowjob
14/02/2024
Outstanding
Love this page, eveything it's hilarious, dan is just an e mail away and very
funny and thoughtful. Definitely my new favourite page. Will buy EVERYTHING from
here from now on. Excellent prices and amusing.
Miss Elizabeth A Gauntlett
Funny Valentine's Day Anniversary Card - You Make Me Happy In My Pants
14/02/2024
Quick easy and Good quality
Very good customer services. Quick efficient and good quality stuff. Great to
see some unique stuff you can’t get anywhere else will definitely be my go to
now.
Christopher Tanton
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29/01/2024
Rude birthday card
Absolutely brilliant, good quality, fast delivery, and a good bit of rude
humour! Excellent customer service from an actual human too.
Alicia Caulfield
Rude Birthday Card - When You Came Out You Were
23/01/2024
Mug and cards
Brought several cards from Dan recently and as usual great service. Brilliant
products and quick delivery
Vanessa Layton
Mr. Inappropriate
15/01/2024
Hey sexy bum
Honestly the best customer service I think I’ve ever had. Everything arrived on
time and I was updated on each step. Bravo to Dan for running such a great
service. 10/10 I would order again
Dion Hughes
Rude Birthday Card - Sexy Bum
13/01/2024
Fucking hilarious
I absolutely love all the items I bought from here, cannot wait to see the faces
of the recipients 🙈🙈😂 so so funny really fast postage and greatly packed.
Can’t wait to see what else he comes up with!
Kirsty Millar
Mr. Inappropriate
10/01/2024
Assorted bits
I ordered a few pieces (mugs and candles) as Christmas presents and they were
very, very well received. Dan makes you feel like you're ordering from a friend.
Very quick delivery and great customer service!
Sarah Field
Funny Candle - Hot Fart
22/12/2023
Great customer service!
Great customer service , went above and beyond to help, definitely recommend!
Ashleigh Harn
Mr. Inappropriate
08/05/2023
Best customer service!!
The most quickest and best customer service I have had from anyone! Was so
polite and immediately shipped out my product on the same day. I really
appreciate the fact that you went out your way to do this, and the note that was
attached with my gift was very polite and put a smile on my face! Thank you so
much for this gift. I wish you many years of success in your shop.
Arij Ali
Mr. Inappropriate
06/04/2023
Dan is lovely
Brilliant items and Dan is a lovely man and very helpful
Jean Warneck
Mr. Inappropriate
21/11/2022
VERY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
CAN I GET A REFUND IF I DON'T LIKE IT?
If you don't like anything you buy here, just email me
(dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund
including postage, no questions asked.
You don't even need to send it back!
CAN I TALK WITH YOU TO CHECK SOMETHING?
Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use
the little chat thingy at the bottom right.
WHEN WILL I GET MY STUFF?
If you order before 23:00 we'll send your order at 08:00 the next working day.
The only exceptions to this is mugs, water bottles and anything fabric. Because
they are printed to order, they'll be sent separately a couple of days later.
You can choose from various shipping methods when you check out, the quickest
being Royal Mail Tracked 24.
You'll notice that the cost of shipping is less than what it costs me
HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?
It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a
horrible surprise when you check out.
You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you
want to use.
ARE YOUR CARDS ANY GOOD?
Yeah they're amazing.
Seriously though, they're made from 350gsm white silk card which is thicker than
most greetings cards. It feels kind of silky too, which is nice.
WHAT DO THE CANDLES REALLY SMELL OF?
Vanilla, not jizz and farts sadly.
WHO OR WHAT IS MILA?
Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her
here and see what happens!
* Cards/candles: buy one get one 50% off.
* All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.
* Custom card message and send it directly to your recipient.
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Birthday Card - Enjoy Man
15/05/2024
C.M.
Bromsgrove, GB
Great card, appropriately inappropriate for my twisted friend!
Great quality card, well packaged. Thank you!
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Thank you so much, that's really kind of you to say and I'm glad you like it!!
Wine Labels (x2) - Penis Grigio
09/05/2024
Chris T.
Llanelli, GB
Hilarious
I ordered the wine stickers from the company and would definitely do so again.
They were not only hilarious but good quality. I had a note from Dan attached
with a personal signature thanking me for my order and instructions on how to
apply the wine stickers. I really appreciate the personal touch and will
certainly be ordering again.
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Thank you Chris - really kind of you to say, I really do appreciate that, thank
you so much!
Birthday Card - Old Twat
09/05/2024
Chris Taylor
Llanelli, GB
Brilliant
I ordered a birthday card and the wine stickers from the company and would
definitely do so again. They were not only hilarious but good quality. I had a
note from Dan attached with a personal signature thanking me for my order and
instructions on how to apply the wine stickers. I really appreciate the personal
touch and will certainly be ordering again.
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Thank you so much Chris - what a lovely thing to say, really kind of you, and
I'm glad you like your stuff, thank you so much!
Candle - Hot Fart
08/05/2024
Karen Cassidy
Newcastle upon Tyne, GB
Candles n stuff
Had my order sent directly to my friend for her birthday , very prompt delivery
and she loved the 2 candles , badge and lotion bottle , very funny …
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Amazing, thank you so much, and I'm so happy she liked them!
Birthday Card - Old Twat
07/05/2024
Jonah Savage
Bristol, GB
As always amazing products and great service
Truly can’t beat them! Amazing service, super quick delivery and quality stuff.
The best in the business
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Thank you so much Jonah, really kind of you!!
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